Teacher: What is the formula for water?
George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,o Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you?
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Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
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Mother: Does your teacher like you?
Son: Like me, she loves me. Look at all those X's on my test paper!
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Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!
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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny.
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