Get What You Paid For
xBooxBooxBear
Summary:
I was playing Cards Against Humanity and got this card saying. "Wanting a wiener and getting raped" and the winning card was "You Get What You Paid For". Thus decided to write a danvid fic about exactly this.
Notes:
It's been a year or so since I last wrote Danvid. I finally caught up and am now inspired to get back to writing a few Danvid fics. Buckle up Buttercup. Here we go!
(See the end of the work for more notes.)
Work Text:
Happy chatter and excited elations filled the broken-down bus as it drove out of Camp Campbell. A flyer was found in the mailbox about the small town nearby hosting a carnival and both David and Gwen decided it would be a fun treat for the kids.
"I'm going to play that game where you knock all the bottles down and win a giant stuffed animal!" Nikki exclaimed enthusiastically to Neil and Max sitting beside her.
"With the right calculations it should be easy to knock them all down. It's basic math and science." Neil said.
"Not uh, it's about strength and force which I got!" She flexed.
"I could probably win more stuffed animals than you, Nikki."
"You wanna bet, Neil?" Nikki challenged. Her eyes narrowed at the taller of the trio. She puffed up her chest. "I'm a wiz at those games!"
"While you guys are wasting your fucking time with that shit, I'm going to eat nothing but junk. It's been a long time since I actually ate something that tasted good." Max chimed in.
"Now Max, that wasn't very nice!" David overheard the camper's conversation. He glanced over at the trio. "Our quartermaster works very hard to cook the food he makes us."
"Yeah and most of the time you can't eat that shit!" Max retorted.
David gasped. "Max! How could you say something so mean right in front of Quartermaster!" He pointed to the weird old man with a hook driving the bus.
Quartermaster looked over at Max with his usual blank expression then huffed and continued focusing on the road.
"Sooo~ what are you going to do when we get to the carnival, David?" Nikki asked.
"Well Nikki, I have been craving a big ol' juicy wiener!" He smiled proudly.
Max started busting out laughing which caused the other kids to join in and even Gwen.
Max pointed at David and laughed hysterically. "I always pegged you for a wiener man, David! Now I know it's true! Ah hahahahaa!"
David just blinked at them, confused about what was so funny. "I don't understand what is so funny. I love carnival wieners!"
"Oh, I'm sure you do, David!" Max laughed harder, tears in his eyes.
"Eh, they're not all that great." Harrison spoke up. "They taste cheap."
