you landed with a THUD!! into the underground. you broke every bone in your body. byron laughed so loud the cave almost fucking collapsed.
"C'MON, WE SHALL HUNT FOR FOSSILS!" he was incredibly obnoxious, but you followed the iron giant.
after about 50 hours of digging you had found a single piece of coal. suddenly, byron found a bigass rock. "OH MY GOD IT'S A FOSSIL!!" he said enthusiastically. it honestly just looked like a bigass ugly rock, but you tried to be happy for him."wow, i'm surprised you were able to dig that up!" you smiled. "i guess you could say you've been...
...pumping iron."