Somewhere in the middle of Canada on an island shaped like a skull a mad man by the name of Chris and his sidekick Chef decided to make a university and have old competitors and a few new ones attend and compete for the prize of 2 million dollars.
Chris stands behind a podium
"Attention Campers I will now call the first 5 victims Harold Geoff Mike Leshawna Dave"
Harold: wicked
Leshawna: I won't be losing
Geoff: woohoo
"Alright Campers I will now announce the next 5 Justin Heather Zoey Alejandro and Tyler"
Tyler: we're going to bring the dinner to the table and then we're going to eat it
Heather: get real Mr trippy I'm winning this
Zoey: oh why can't we just get along?
"Alright well here's the next 5 Gwen Trent Scott Jo and Lightning"
Lightning: Sha bam ain't no way I'm losing
Trent: I hope that I can redeem myself after what happened in season two
Jo: just don't get in my way and everything will be fine
"Anyhow moving on we have Noah Izzy Shawn Scarlett and Jasmine"
Shawn: if I don't win I hope jasmine does
Scarlett: only one winning is me
Jasmine: we got this shawn
"Next we have Eva Topher Dawn Courtney and Bridgette"
Eva: I will destroy all who get in my way
Topher: when do I get to host
Courtney: if I'm unfairly kicked off again I'm calling my lawyers
"Finally we have Brick Sky and some newcomers Crimson Ennui and Stephanie"
Ennui: ...
Crimson: ...
Brick: so happy to be here
"Well that's all the time we have for the first episode next we will have our teams next time on TOTAL DRAMA UNIVERSITY"
