Friend:did it hurt
Me:um?
Friend:when it fell on you
Me:oh heven?
Friend:wrong! When a brick fell on you
Me:oh yah I'm in the hospital and it hurt sooooo bad oh lunch I am having PB and J and after I am having liver
Friend:I'M COMING YUMMY

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Humorme and my friends were texting on kik and stupid auto correct comes along and makes our texts horid