A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)
Kusuo likes to massage you. He would massage anywhere from your neck to your hips. After he massages you, he scoops you up. You lay on top of him.
B = Body part (favorite body part of their partner's)
He loves your eyes. Kusuo goes WILD when he sees the little shimmer in your eyes.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Kusuo likes to cum inside. He doesn't like bodily fluids that much, so cumming inside you is less hassle and not a mess. If you're doing a blowjob, then you swallow his kids. (IT SOUNDS SO WEIRD, I'M SORRY-)
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He (sometimes) use his x-ray ability to peek underneath your clothes.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)
He had no sexual intercourse with anybody. During your first time, it was like he KNEW what he was doing, but inside he was freaking out, thinking 'I don't know what I'm doing'.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
The position you two are mostly in is missionary. He doesn't mind if you get on top once and a while, though.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
You won't get a little joke out of this man. He's serious during sex; doesn't want to ruin the mood.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Well kept!
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
He is intimate. Kusuo likes to push to the limit more than other people.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
He never jacks off. Masturbation is NON EXISTENT.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
He has a biting kink.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
He likes to have sex in his room. If you were teasing him in public, he'll either teleport you to the nearest restroom or empty room.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
He gets turned on when you straddle him or tease him by "accidentally" rubbing your knee or hand against his crotch.
N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs)
Definitely a no to threesomes. He doesn't want to share you.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He likes to give. Kusuo wants to give you the best pleasure you will ever receive.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
It depends on his mood and energy. Some days he might be slow and sensual-- other days might be fast and rough if he's frustrated or anything like that.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
He doesn't like quickies.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Kusuo isn't that adventurous. If you asked him to experiment with kinks and everything, then he'll try it with you. If it doesn't work out, then no more experimenting with that.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
About 3-4 rounds.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He does not own toys. He IS the toy.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Kusuo likes to tease through dirty talk, communicating his thoughts to you using his ability.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He grunts softly. He's louder when he's close to climax.
W = Wild card (random headcanon(s) for the character)
After your "small" sessions, his hair gets really messy and you think it's really hot, especially when sweat is dripping from his forehead, his cheeks dusted pink. // He gets flustered when your face contorts in pleasure as you moan. // He's very embarrassed after seggs but after a few minutes he goes back to normal.
X = X-ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes)
"MEDIUM" - iichococream_weeb [Authors interpretation: 6.5 inches (16.51 cm)]
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
On a scale of 1-10, Kusuo has a sex drive around 4.5.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He doesn't fall asleep after a while. Kusuo admires you before going to sleep himself.
[ author's note ]
Okay, this is terrible, and I'll do my best to do better in future chapters. (This has been moved from my previous Saiki K boyfriend scenarios book for those new readers of mine!) Thanks for reading this cringe, lol. Also, huge thanks to iichococream_weeb for helping me- they are the best. Please take care of yourself, my love, and see you in the next chapter! <3
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