STRANDED of hair (PITBULL X READER)

acid rain

TW: PITBULLKL

Y/N POV

I won a game show and now I'm going on a celebrity cruise! I heard so many of my faves are going to be there. Billie Eilish, Jennifer Laurence, Jimmy Fallon, and of course my idol. My star. My SECRET CRUSH! PITBULL.

*squeals and wiggles*

I love Pitbull so much, I don't think I'll be able to contain myself when we meet. His bald head will look so lustrous in the burning sun. I hope it burns and peels off like a fried egg yolk. Yummy.

/TIME SKIP/

My daddy is driving me to the shore where the cruise will take off. WOW! I'm so freaking excited! I can't wait to see Pitbull I brought extra sunscreen just for him. SPF 1,000,000 for his glowing shaven head.

We're approaching the massive ship and I can see, glowing from about a mile away, ITS PITBULLS SWEATY ASS FOREHEAD

HE IS SO SEXY ALL THE TIME

My dad turns on the radio and guess what's playing!!!!!!!

It's going down, I'm yelling timber
You better move, you better dance

LOL that is so funny

/TIME SHIP/

Captain: ALL ABOARD! WE'RE LEAVING IN 6 SECONDS WITH OR WITHOUT YOU

Wow. I can't believe I'm here right now. i want to wear his sunglasses. he is my baka

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PITBULL POV

it is so hot

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Y/N POV

he is so hot

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CAPTAIN POV

they need to get on the ship now or i will blow it up

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Y/N POV

I step on the burning hot wood of the ship floor. the splinters feel good underneath my toenails. It's so burning hot like the burn of pitbulls head hmmm.

I look over and see Ariana Grande

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ARI'S POV

who is that

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Y/N POV

HI ARI UR SUCH A QUEEN

Pre-Chorus]

Time goes by and I can't control my mind

HI CAN I GET A PICTURE

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ARI'S POV

ok

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Y/N POV

OMG THANK U SAY HI TO BILLIE EILISH SHE IS MY IDOL OTHER THAN PITBULL I LIVE HER SO ALLT THE ITME

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ARI'S POV

ok

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/TIME SKIP/

It's the second day of my trip. I have been seeing him all over the ship, but haven't had the courage to speak up yet. I don't know if it's the waves or my feelings for him but it's upsetting m stomach.