TW: PITBULLKL
Y/N POV
I won a game show and now I'm going on a celebrity cruise! I heard so many of my faves are going to be there. Billie Eilish, Jennifer Laurence, Jimmy Fallon, and of course my idol. My star. My SECRET CRUSH! PITBULL.
*squeals and wiggles*
I love Pitbull so much, I don't think I'll be able to contain myself when we meet. His bald head will look so lustrous in the burning sun. I hope it burns and peels off like a fried egg yolk. Yummy.
/TIME SKIP/
My daddy is driving me to the shore where the cruise will take off. WOW! I'm so freaking excited! I can't wait to see Pitbull I brought extra sunscreen just for him. SPF 1,000,000 for his glowing shaven head.
We're approaching the massive ship and I can see, glowing from about a mile away, ITS PITBULLS SWEATY ASS FOREHEAD
HE IS SO SEXY ALL THE TIME
My dad turns on the radio and guess what's playing!!!!!!!
It's going down, I'm yelling timber
You better move, you better danceLOL that is so funny
/TIME SHIP/
Captain: ALL ABOARD! WE'RE LEAVING IN 6 SECONDS WITH OR WITHOUT YOU
Wow. I can't believe I'm here right now. i want to wear his sunglasses. he is my baka
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PITBULL POV
it is so hot
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Y/N POV
he is so hot
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CAPTAIN POV
they need to get on the ship now or i will blow it up
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Y/N POV
I step on the burning hot wood of the ship floor. the splinters feel good underneath my toenails. It's so burning hot like the burn of pitbulls head hmmm.
I look over and see Ariana Grande
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ARI'S POV
who is that
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Y/N POV
HI ARI UR SUCH A QUEEN
Pre-Chorus]
Time goes by and I can't control my mindHI CAN I GET A PICTURE
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ARI'S POV
ok
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Y/N POV
OMG THANK U SAY HI TO BILLIE EILISH SHE IS MY IDOL OTHER THAN PITBULL I LIVE HER SO ALLT THE ITME
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ARI'S POV
ok
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/TIME SKIP/
It's the second day of my trip. I have been seeing him all over the ship, but haven't had the courage to speak up yet. I don't know if it's the waves or my feelings for him but it's upsetting m stomach.
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STRANDED of hair (PITBULL X READER)
RomancePITBULL you get stranded on an island with pitbull. read to see what happens when you're all alone