I shat on his face

In the bigging

POV: you just got born (btw Trisha pataytos is your mum and Hugh jass is your dad)
Your mum: "i fink imma name her y/n"
Your dadde: "ok"

15 years later
You're sitting in your room painting the boy of your dreams and suddenly your dadde comes into the room and says "BABA GAL what do you want for dinner!!!!" Then you say "pasta dadde" then he says "ok baba gal" and you get back to painting..
You've finally finished painting your dream boy toy man. You sit back and look at the picture, relieved you can relax.

You look closer at the painting and then make a few finishing touches, as soon as you put down your tranquil brush you are called down to dinner.. they didn't make pasta.

You get on your back on the floor and start to flop around like your fish sally that is now dead.. and then start to become a cockroach on its back wriggling your legs around like yes.