I shat on his face

Hot boy talks to me

Hot boy gets up and is like "ur hot" and then your like "ok"
He starts to twitch his nose looking at the now dead ninki. He has fluffy blonde hair and deep shit coloured eyes, "did you chuck her lad" he says "yeah man, also excuse me but I have to do a shit so brb" you say and then go to the shit box.

You're sitting on the shit box and wonder if Disney princesses shit.
Yeah man

When you got out of toitoi you see him having explosive diarrhoea on the grass and stuff, "what are you doing?" You ask
"Idk" he says turning around and looking at you
"Ok bye" you say

Anyway here's a brownie recipe:
Jk it wouldn't let me copy and paste it..

You start to fell a weird feeling, you feel nauseous and dirty and go to a doctor to talk about it. The doctor said there's nothing wrong and that you were just feeling ill and it should go away by tomorrow.