geoff: i just pissed through my urethra
bridgette: i let out the biggest sigh
duncan: shouldn't multiple testicles be called testi
duncan: bc like multiple octapussies are called octopi
noah: OCTAPUSSIES HAJWKWKWLW
scott: my scrotum feels itchy
scott: courtney come scratch it for me
courtney: yeah ok
scott: really?
courtney: yeah but we have to meet somewhere
duncan: wait what
heather: 😧
courtney: scott meet me in the ikea parking lot at 5:26
courtney: we can scratch each other's scrotums
harold: Thats's mathematically impossible!
gwen: harold i'm interested
harold: In me? 😂
gwen: no-
scott: ok meet you there
courtney: yes
duncan: WHAG
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scott: it's been 3 fucking hours
scott: a swedish woman just offered me a meatball
gwen: that's kinda racist babes
scott: i mean like yeah i ate it and now i'm feeling bloated
scott: but that's besides the point i could've easily preformed just as well at scratching courtney's scrotum
noah: SHE DOESNT HABE A SCROTUM OML
scott: wait really?
scott: ..... uh nvm tht conversation
courtney: 😊
