Avengers 7-edited-

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Jades POV

I knew I was still blushing so I decided to play something a little different.

Me- I'm playing a song of our very own Hawkeye singing. 😏

Clint- Please no...

Nat- PLEASE YES!


When you're on a team with the Hulk and Thor

I was cracking up already!

Clint got some weird looks claiming he's been holding out of them.

Clint- IM NOT HOLDING OUT! I CANT SING!

Clint- I'll show you!

'WHEN YOUR ON A TEAM WITH THE HULK AND THOR. '

I covered my ears.

Me- I know your faking but DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!

My eyes turn a little like a flame again. (From now on I'm just calling the color 'Flamey')

Mom sighs and makes me calm down.

And we're all up there on the movie screen,

All the theater- What screen?!

I shrugged pretending I know nothing.

Then decided to say

Me- Kinda like this.

People believe that I'm not quite as tough.
Will anyone even notice me?

Nat is cracking up with Clint's kids. Mainly Lila.

Clint- Traitor.

But listen I've got powers, too,
And they're pretty sweet.

By now almost the WHOLE theater was laughing

I promise I can do so much more
Than archery.

HELP! I'M DYING OF LACK OF OXYGEN!! IM LAUGHING TOO HARD!!

...I'm serious, guys.
I've got a collection of scarves and berets,

Nat- You do. I've seen it.

Clint- HOW CAN YOU LIE WITH SUCH EASE!!!

Nat- Trained.

Clint sticks his tongue out at her like a child

I play trombone in a ska band.

I once got to second base on my Tinder date,

My cat has got his own Instagram.

Laura- Honey. You don't have a cat.. *stifling laughter*

I'll tell you now...

That I kick a** at Mario Kart.

Steve and Grandpa Steve- LANGUAGE!

Making me laugh even harder

This year I played an extra in Paul Blart.

I can open a pickle jar, the freaking hard kind.

Baby, I'm as super as they are.

So maybe I still haven't lost my virginity.

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