Wishing For Weasley

Party Planning

I was walking into Hogsmede since me, Hermione, Ginny, and Harry planned to meet up and discuss Ron's party. I opened the door and made my way to a booth in the back, ordering 4 butterbeers.

Not long after Ginny and Harry came. "Hi y/n" Harry greeted sitting in the opposite side of me. "Hey guys" I said. "Hello everyone" Hermione said in her usual peppy voice. " Oh my god!" I exclaimed as Hermione sat down next to me.

"What?" She asked panicked. "You just had sex" I pointed out "did not" she lied. "Hermione, yes you did. You have an after sex glow" Ginny said motioning around her. "Ginny, I have no idea what your talking about" she said looking down at the table. "Hermione, I can smell it" I laughed.

"Y/n, shut up" she said cheeks heating up. "We always tell eachother when we have sex, what's with the secrets?" Ginny asked. Our butterbeers came to the table and I took a sip of mine. "Always?" Harry asked "Always, Harry" I said looking him in the eye.

"Which twin was it this time?" Ginny joked. "Um...." Hermione stalled. "Who was it?" Ginny asked, as I took a sip of my drink. "Both" Hermione confessed causing me to choke on the liquid in my mouth.

"What!?" Ginny asked "Again?" I asked once I stopped coughing. "Listen, it was an accident" she said "Oh yea sure" Ginny laughed. "Guys what about Ron?" Harry asked "your gonna have to ask y/n about that one" Ginny mumbled "I though I wasn't aloud to talk about our sex with you" I said.

"Oh Merlin, not the sex!" Harry exclaimed. "Well you should have been more clear" I said. "Why would I want to know about your sex life?" He asked "I don't know what kind of freaky shit your into" I joked making the girls laugh.

"Alright fine let's focus on the party" I sighed. "Any ideas?" I asked looking around the table. "Are we doing a theme?" Ginny asked "No theme, it'll be hard to get everyone to stick to it" Harry answered. "I already know the twins are going to get the alcohol, so whose getting food?" I asked. "I can get the food and nonalcoholic drinks" Harry said.

"Ok, music?" Ginny raised her hand slightly "I got that, I've lived with Ron my whole life, I know every bit of music he likes" Ginny said. "Great, and I guess we'll do decorations" I said gesturing towards me and Hermione.

"Ok, where is this happening?" Harry asked. "On his birthday next week were gonna get him as far away as possible, then you guys are gonna start setting up in the gryffindor common room" I explained.

"Whose gonna distract him?" Hermione asked "I say y/n" Ginny answered. "Ok, I think we have everything set up then" I said "Cake?" Harry asked "I'll make one" Hermione said. "Don't tell anyone yet. The last thing we need is someone to slip up and tell him" I explained.

"Wait guys he's coming, change the topic" I whispered seeing him walk into the building. "Hey guys, mind if I join?" He asked "I have to use the restroom" Hermione said hurrying to the bathroom in the back. "Ok then, here sure sit next to me" I answered patting the emty spot next to me.

"What were you guys talking about?" It took us a second to come up with a lie but of course Harry just had to answer "Kinks!" Harry enthusiastically replied. "Why are you talking about kinks?" Ron questioned kinda weirded out "We were telling everyone our kinks" Ginny lied. "Y/n you have kinks?" Ron asked shocked "Actua-" "Yea she likes to be choked!" Harry blurted once again. "Really?" Ron inquired I turned and gave Harry a death stare "Yup" I Lied through gritted teeth.

"She also has a daddy kink" he informed the table and my eyes went wide. "Is that true?" Ron asked looking towards me. "Mmh mmh" I hummed my face getting flushed. "Don't be embarrassed, I haven't even told him about your degradation kink yet" Harry smugly said. "Your what!?" Hermione asked "I came back at a bad time" she said looking to Ron. The entire time Harry was putting my ass on blast Ginny was trying to hide her laugh. "Get out of my chair" Hermione demanded.

"Y/n get up" Ron said and I groaned sliding out of the booth. Ron slid into my seat and got comfortable "Alright come on" he gestured to his lap, I got in after him perching myself on his lap. Hermione sat at the end of the booth next to me and Ron.

"Now why are you guys talking about degradation kinks?" Hermione breathed "We were just filling in Ron here about y/n's kinkiness" Harry smirked "Yea And I think we should just fill Ron in on the fact that Harry likes to be pegged" I fired back "Do not!" He argued "Do too!" "Do not!"

"Then why did you need my vibrator the other day?" I asked "So you do have one!" he accused "Maybe I do maybe I don't, why'd you need it?" I repeated "I'd tell you who it was for but their brother is at this table and I-" Ron cut him off "Enough said, moving on"

"You two fight like a married couple" Ginny laughed "Well Harold here can't keep things to himself" I seethed. "Well y/n here can't keep sharing things with someone" he said back "And you can't keep your dick in your pants" "You can't keep Ron's dick out your mouth" "Hey!" Ron cut in "Your just mad it's Ron's dick and not yours" I said.

"You guys are impossible" Hermione rolled her eyes. "It's not my fault y/n's a hoe" Harry accused. "Damn straight" I confirmed. "Oh and y/n said she wanted to have a threesome" Harry said. "Harold!" Ginny gasped "Y/n said it, I can volunteer myself as tribute" Harry said. "Your disgusting, and why the hell would I choose you out of everyone I know?" I rhetorically asked. "Well the twins and Ginny are related to Ron so that would be gross and you aren't super close to anyone else" he explained.

"Who said Ron had to be there? I'd take Ginny and Hermione or the twins, and even if Ron was there I'd still have Hermione" I answered. "Ok moving on you guys are gross, do you wanna go to the shrieking Shack?" Hermione asked and we all agreed. "I haven't been there in years" Ginny said "Wait, how do you know about it?" Harry asked her.

"Um.....the girls may have said something, and brought me there" she hesitantly answered. "We weren't supposed to tell anyone" Harry said. "Girls Run" I said and us three tried to zoom out of there as fast as possible, with the boys chasing after me and us all laughing we got a couple looks from the other customers but we didn't mind.

Just as we thought we were safe Ron came out of no where and grabbed me from behind lifting me up. I was laughing just as much as he was "loose lips sink ships" he chanted along with Harry. "Put me down" I stated trying to wiggle out of his grip. "Not until you apologize" he replied.

"Never" "Well then I guess we'll just have to do this the hard way" and he began tickling my sides a new wave of laughter came over me but I suppresed it as best as I could "Ok, Ok I'm sorry" I said calming down "There, was that so hard" Ron put me back on my two feet. "Yes actaully" "Ah y/n, stubborn as always" Ron said "Race you guys there" I yelled and sprinted off with everyone trying to catch up.

Ok I really need to post more, this was a quick post I needed to get out but I definitely will try harder -Jayla 💗