14 ways to annoy people on an elevator

1.Bring a twister mat and ask people do you want to play.

2.Set up a desk and chair and when people walk in say hi welcome to my office do you have an appointment.

3.Wear a puppet on your hand to talk to people.

4.Listen to the walls of the elevator with a stethoscope

5.Shave

6.Do tae bo exercise

7.walk around with a cooler that says human head on it

8.Leave a box between the doors

9.play the harmonica

10.Break dance to the elevator music

11.Jump at each floor and make the elevator bounce

12.Stare at your thumb and say I think it's getting larger

13.Sell Girl Scouts cookies

14.Draw a square in the corner of the elevator and announce this is my personal space go near me and I'll bit you