It was a bright Tuesday morning, but it was way to early for me. "Why do we have to go to school at 7 AM....." I thought. I got out of bed, or at least I tried. Thud. "GOD DAMNIT 🤬." Great, now I had a probably sprained ankle before school. I just tried to ignore it though, and ran downstairs for breakfast. "Hi honey....WHAT THE". I was confused, but looked down. Oopsies. So when I fell I might've, just might've done a bit more than sprain my ankle, more like rip up my leg 🤠. Classic me 🤪. I decided to just ignore it and walk on over to school, without bothering my parents for breakfast. As I got closer to the school, more and more people were staring at me, but hey like Ik I'm pretty hot but smh don't gotta make it obvious 🙄. I tried to walk in the door but a teacher stopped me. "CHILD WHAT IN THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOUR LEG. NURSES OFFICE. NOW." I just looked at her dead in the eyes and told her to step aside. After she refused I just picked her up and broke her spine for the inconvenience 🥳. Once I got inside I started looking around for Sydney, I started losing feelings for the worm, so my focus was all on Sydney now. Finally I found him, and stalked him as much as I could until class started. I wanted to skip, but my parents would put me six feet under, so Nty ❤️. We were almost half way through math until the teacher called on me. "Lolar, what is... 7 x 8 + (9 x 17) - (46 x 7784) + 46829?" I- how was I supposed to know? Sure I haven't been paying attention the whole year, but still 😡. "Uhm, 492?" "Lolar, we did this problem 10 minutes ago, you dumbass child. Wrong." Dumbass? DUMBASS? Excuse you miss I'm-divorced-lonely-and I live alone in a studio apartment 🙄. After the bell rung, finally, I started looking around for Sydney again, but I heard some other girls talking a few feet ahead. "Oh my god, did you see that girl earlier? She looked so creepy stalking my man. I mean, look at her. She doesn't stand a chance against me, I bet she's going to look for him again. How desperate 😂!" I wanted to rip that bitches head off, but I didn't 🥰. I finally found Sydney and watched him throw away a piece of gum, so naturally I picked it up and started chewing it 😋. But no mater how hard I tried the rest of the day, I couldn't get that girl out of my head. Her name was Amelia, she was on the cheer team and really pretty, ig. She's now my rival, and once I get Sydney for myself I'm going to rip it in her fat, ugly face 😼.

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