Once upon a time,in an Australian hospital, calzdabah was born. January 25th 1996 was when this very special baby was born. He was special because he had superpowers and could pull his own eyeballs out and then put them back in. As you can see he was no ordinary boy and that is why he went to the boarding school of eyeballs(BSOE). His parents also had very special powers but died when he was at the age of 8. His dad could pull out the insides of ear. He died because he was getting quite old and forgot to put his ear back in as it was so comfortable without. His mum died because she lost a tennis match against a girl called Kayoung.co.uk. She killed herself because she never lost as well as Kayoung.co.uk being an amateur. You can see very clearly that she was absolutely mental and mad.
To come over both his parent's very tragic yet unusual deaths, he joined a band called 5sos along with ashtonbear, lukeisapenguin and miçhael with the blue hair( his surname changes every time he dyes his hair a different colour). His sister joined aswell, as their producer. Her name was Niamhthecrazylama....
