Dazai need to use the restroom very badly, he had to go, he ran to the bathroom just to find out atsushi was in there "atsushi-kun open the door, it's serious." Atsushi was pooping too "no dazai-san im using the restroom" Dazai banged on the door, it broke open and atsushi sat on the toilet confused as hell, dazai grabs atsushi and throws him to the floor, atsushis ass out in the open, dazai is relieved as he un-zips his pants, but then "I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT!!" kunikida barges in breaking the door completely off, dazai cant hold it anymore, he un-zips his pants completely and sits down on the toilet seat, he lets it blow, it stinks up the whole room leading to atsushi passing out, still his ass hanging out, kunikida is feeling dizzy he runs out for some fresh air but the stench follows him, its like being punched repeatedly, he trips over his feet and falls to the ground, "aghh i need to use the restroom" kunikida takes his last breath and passes out on the floor. "Argg" dazai groans as he is finished on the toilet he grabs the toilet paper and wipes, he gets up and pulls up his pants, dazai then looks over at atsushi and laugh at his ass cheeks out, dazai walks out of the room and finds passed out kunikida on the ground, there is a brown color on kunikidas pants, "pfft, he shit his pants" dazai says and jumps over kunikidas body, atsushi wakes up the next day wondering what the hell happened he wipes then leaves the room, The end. IM SO SORRY THIS IS A JOKE
