a love story between Trashy [The raccoon kind] and Kinder bueno.
THIS IS A JOKE IM JUST SHARING MY LOVE FOR KINDER BUENOS CUS THAT SHIT BUSSIN
BTW THINGS MIGHT SEGGUAL I DUNNO
IM DOING WHAT MY MIND TELLS ME TO DO THEN I FADE AWAY AND WRITE A BUNCH O...
JUST WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT THIS IS A JOKE AND THAT THERE WILL BE SOME SEXUAL STUFF SO UM YEAH,, NOW ONTO THE CHAPTER..
KINDER BUENO POV:..
Kinder wakes up to the sound of an alarm. He yawns and gets up to open the blinds, "Wow! It's such a sunny morning today! I'm going to make a wonderful breakfast which will be coffee, toast,bacon and eggs" He walks down the stairs to cook his favorite everyday breakfast. Ffg
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"These smell great! They are of course my favorite meal through the rest of my life! Haha... ha.. Yeaahh"
He finishes the food and his grab his mug and fills it with coffee and consumes his food and coffee, mug included.
"Maybe I should go take a walk and see and feel the UV ray's reflecting from my plastic clothing material that I was born with" He opens the door and steps out of course closing the door behind him. He starts to walk.
After a couple of blocks away from his home he stumbles upon a park. "I hate walking this bench seems to have my name on it. Hehe" he giggles a little at his terrible joke and sits down. He counts the people that walks by. He counted.. 3, 3 people pass by. Mostly old people. Children just watch cocomelon and not embrace free vitamin. smh
Until.. he notice someone which was number 4 who passed by him. It was as if they connected. Strings tied. Like words to describe love at first sight.
A raccoon. They weren't showing much emotion but all they did was look at kinder and went on their day.
"I-i... " Kinder's lungs were stolen. Until he realizes he doesnt has lungs he quickly gets up and power walks over to the unnamed raccoon thing.
Its wings were mostly associated with its emotions, aswell as their eyes.
Kinder catches up with them and taps them in the shoulder, The raccoon didnt like that however and bitten his hand.
"Ouch!! Hey.. ok um one ouch my hand and uh.. two.. uh do we like uh know each other??" He runs his hand and does that thing where it looks like people are strumming a guitar.
"...." As the raccoon said nothing and looked at them with a blank stare instead.
"Uh.. nevermind that.. um you have a name? Pronouns? Your number maybe?" He winks and then regrets immediately.
". . . uh my name is Trashy, you can call me Trashy.. funny how I'm a raccoon and raccoons are considered ''trash pandas''. My pronouns are They/them/it/its/em. My number is I dont know.. now shoo"
"Oh Trashy? Um cool name?? Your mom chosed it? Its uh creative ya know??.. uh you wanna come over??.." this just get more and more awkward.
". . ." Trashy really wants to get out of this awkward conversation "sure"
"COOL!! I mean cool, follow me!"
They both walk away from the park, as if it couldnt get any awkward enough they play monopoly for 5 hours.
I'm tried see yall in chapter 2 which will be in a year lol bye
