Try All These

Introduction

Welcome to the Internet,  where everything is weird, but also real life is a good place to be. Here I will be telling you what to do in you life, so when you are 189, you can look back and say "I did something from a book I read from StoneThrow" if you remember my username,  just go enter the lottery. 

If anyone has ideas for this book, tell me in the comments and hopefully it doesn't end up me killing myself trying them. Also if some of these things are on different joke books, I haven't read any so I didn't know, PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!!!

P.S if you don't laugh then get a sense of humour.