Don't tell me what I can't be

💀Kidnap and Surprises💀

WARNING: MENTION OF DICKS AND SEX BUT YOU PROBABLY WON'T WORRY ABOUT IT SINCE PEOPLE WHO READ ON WATTPAD LOSE THEIR INNOCENCE....MOST OF THEM BIT NOT ALL
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Izuku knew this was one of the most
horrible situation a person can be but for him he is having the time of his life.

This is what happened...

Blue Falmes erupted while Izuku was eating his dinner. Any sane person would run away but this little bean ran to the source thinking 'I swear to fucking God If this who I think it is I will murder'

That's when he heard it...screaming. He ran fast like the flash to see a scene. Kota crying and trying to get away from Muscular (who kind of looks like Katsuki-or is it just me?-)

"Don't you look fucking pathetic shorty" Izuku snickers behind muscular as shoot a tranq gun at his neck. "You Fucking bra-" Muscular growl but passed out before finishing.

Kota ran to Izuku and hugged him tight while crying. "I-I'M SORRY F-FOR EVERYTHING!" Kota whaled while clinging tightly to the green haored teen. Izuku smiled as he carried the child.

"It's alright little brat, i'm probably worse than you" Izuku says as he walked out to get the kid to a safer place.

While running Kota clung to Izuku like it was the end of the world. "SHOTA!" Izuku screamed when he saw the hobo looking man. "Problem child?!" Aizawa ran to the two children.

"Here's Kota, gotta go now~ trouble to cause" He says running like a maniac leaving a confused and irritated Shota.

Interuption of his flasback-

"Well isn't sacrificing yourself hero like brocolli?" Shigaraki snickered, Izuku stuck his tongue out. "Fuck you! I'm not done with my flashback" Izuku glared.

"Fla-".

"Shhhhh pathetic lowborns, let me finish first then we can continue to talk~"

Flashback continue:

"I knew coming here would entertain me!" Izuku cackled while running throught the dark woods.

"Deku!" He heard a familiar voice, "kacchan! Fuck thank god your still breathing" Izuku sighed with a smile. "The villains are after your ass! Do not leave you friends- 'their not my friends'- at any cost!" He warned Katsuki who looked blank.

'Holy shit I need therapy' Izuku snickered walking around the forest scouting. "UWAH HE LOOKS SO CUTE~" Izuku internally cringed and hoped he wasn't the one being called cute. Only a few people can call him cute without having a black eye.

Another batshit crazy teenager rushed forward to stab him but the greenette dodged just in time. "HEY! That could have injured me!" Izuku glared at the blood covered blonde.

She responded with a gigle, one that would make your blood cold but izuku smiled. "I JUST WANT YOUR BLOOD CUTIE!" Toga lunged forward trying to stab the carrot top once but it wasn't easy since this dude has been avoiding a stab wound since he was announced quirkless.

Then there was a moment all attacks came to a hault. Izuku stopped moving and showed a look of confusion, before he could open his mouth.

He was turned to a tiny fucking marble "fuck finally he kept running and shit" Mr. Compress sighed happily. Toga pouted she didn't get her blood.

When the two arrived to the main land which has the scene of aizawa fighting a couple of students were seen flying to that particular area.

"Who are you here for?!" Aizawa glared at the villains. "Someone quirkless, that should ring a bell" Dabi smirked. "We caught him....he really is batshit crazy" Mr. Compress sighed as he showed the marble.

'DEKU/PRPBPEM CHILD?!' Aizawa used his quirk which undid mr. Compress' quirk. "Holy shit!? How did i fit in the marble-" izuku blinked which gave him judgemental stares.

Izuku looked around and realized the big black mist. "Midoriya Izuku you have a choice to make" the black emo spoke "Either you come with us or we burn this shitty place, which you know i could and would do it" Dabi smirked. "Welp goodbye my friends I'll see you when I escape or get rescued whichever comes first" Izuku waved like he wasn't being kidnap.

End of Flashback

Right now Izuku wants to check on his boyfriend, he doesn't know what happened to him.

"Are you done with your stupid flashback?!" Shouted an impatient Shigaraki. "Yes Geez sorry for regreting my life choices in front of you" Izuku smiled with a glare.

"This shitty place looks disgusting why not move to some cleaner place?"

"Why the fuck do you look like you have some kind of hand fetish? Does that turn you on during sex?"

"I'm sorry emo boy but the purple things reminds me tp much of  hickeys-"

"I'm kind of curious how mist would make new mists through fucking...do you have a hidden dick?"

"Do you feel what your clones do? What if they masturbate do you feel it?"

"Hey did you-"

"Izuku I know that you have a few loose screws but I did not expect you to be That horny" a familiar voice from the monitor finally spoke out to stop Izuku's sexual questions.

"I mean your no better old man" Izuku rolled his eyes with a smirk. "Sensei...?" Shigaraki turned to the screen with a confused look.

"Meet my son...Midoriya Izuku, someone who broke free from that slut's control" All for Onesaid proudly.

"W H A T" was the only word the people their could have said. "I'm still not joining you old man" Izuku chuckled half heartedly, this wasn't the first time his father tried converting him to the darkside.

All for One couldn't stop a chuckle, he might be a villain but he wasn't gonna force his child into doing anything. It's already a good thing he wasn't a hero, he's just in the middle.

"Come  to the darkside child no one will ever judge you again!" Shigaraki smirked bit Izuku stuck his tongue out.

"I never cared about other people's opinion in the first time hand fetish, it's irelevant i mean i only care for a few people but strangers? There people i'll never meet again so why care what they think?" The green hair teen stared at the blue hair adult with a serious face.

With that shigaraki started scratching this teen who was kicked down by almost everyone of society still has a flame.

"Now now Tomura, this isn't a normal quirkless person your talking to....be may not look like it but he is quite the genius with a generous amount of crazy" All for one mentioned this small over looked detail.

During this was happening the UA has planned out a rescue for Izuku because

Number 1:that teenager is insane and unpredictable

Numbee 2:  He knows way to much for a 16 year old

"You little-"

"PIZZA DELIVERY"

"Who orde-"

All broke lose after the door was knocked down by the number 1 hero.

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Hello bishes i' sorry for posting this late we had a black outand no internet😭

Well i hope u enjoy this tho👌