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You're finally going out with ur boyfriends family during summer, you pull up in ur green, frilly bikini and your long wavy hair tied up in a bun. 🤽
You look over across the car park, you see a Mercedes mini van and your boyfriend waving from the inside breathing on the window and wiping his snot and writing "love you" next to the slimy line. You're so excited!!
The doors lift open and
"AAH THIS IS THE LIFE" as your peng boyfriend jumps out of the van and does a dance with half of his ass crack hanging out.
You are all walking down to the beach hut and you feel something slimy in ur ear, it's random Sam. Now who is random Sam you may be wondering? He's your boyfriends bestfriend...
"Your ear taste like beef" his bestfriend says smiling, showing of his yellow teeth and wonky eyes.
"Pound it" he goes to his boyfriend putting out his fist
"Really? I thought it taste like ketchup?" Your boyfriend winked at you
You're walking along the path with the image going round on you head.
"Ouch!! Oh no 🥺🥺 I got a booboo on my wonky winky woo woo 🥺🥺🥺🥺" you stare in utter horror.
You and His family keep walking but his mum stops and bends down with her bruised boobs sagging down.
"Look snuggle bobble, I got you £1 for the arcade 🥺 spend if wisely!!"
"Sure will mum!!"
"May I squishy squishy ?🥺"
Now you realise why her boobs are so bruised.
His grandpa runs down the sand and close to the sea, he strips into only his speedo and starts yelling
"I AM WILLY WONKA!!"
Grandpa freezes. A layer of dried skin shrivels up, it cracks and falls to the pee-smelling puddle under his pp
"Alright!! Free meat FAMILY CIRCLE"
Just then his whole family runs over to the dried skin like a pack of werewolves and gobbles the meat all up 😩
"Are you not going to try some snuggle bear ? 🥺"
You run away from him to the into the next decade, what on this living earth had just happened?..
