Dirty jokes
1. Your mom is like a book because I had her spread open all night
2. Your moms like a doorknob everyone gets a turn
3. Hey are you a farmer cause you sure know how to raise a cock
Blonde jokes
1. There is a blonde brunette and a red head who hits the ground last
*Jerperdey music*
Ding ding ding the blonde because she had to stop and ask for directions.
You just realized
1. You just realized that the teachers play heads up 7 up to see who the cheeters are in the class
2.you just realized Snoop dogs real name is snoop dog
That moment
1. That moment when your teacher makes you ask to go get a tissue even if there is snot hanging out of your nose.
2. That moment when your trying to help someone and say your trying to help them and still get a 30 minute detention.
You guys are awesome and thanks for supporting not just this book but myself oh and just a little p.s. dont forget to check out mine and turkeysammich's channle on youtube called legendberry and legendJerry. And read on my peeps!
