hillo, my name is Thighnos, and my first day of school at chuck fuck mud wood high begins tomorrow...
im so nervous. wat if I make no friends?!??!?!?!??!?! what if, GASP, I meet the love of my life?!? Well, i guess i will find out tomorrow.
"THIGHNOS YOU NUTSACK, MAKE DINNER!"
oh, right, how could i forget, my abusive aunt... you see, my parents died in a car crash when i was only 341 minutes old, so now i live with my her... siGh, i wish my life was better.
breathing in, i stretch my hairy arms and jump off my bed, passing my pile of books. Yyou see, i'm not like other girls... i'm different, i'm unique, and i LOVE reading. but all the other girls love makeup and dress up. i guess that's what makes me so... different!
the day passed and now i'm laying in my bed, about to dream off. maybe... just maybe... i'll meet someone and we'll fall in love and do the secks and have 5245 babies. then, my life will be complete...
YOU ARE READING
Thighnos x Mr Thiccy Krabs
FanfictionAn enemies to lovers story about how a big juicy hairy raisin meets the playboy, Thiccy Krabs... will Thighnos fall for Thiccy Krabs or will she fall into the stanky clutches of Chuck fuck Mud Wood High's golden boy, Rubby Ryan... Read to find out!
