"Thighnos... I. i .i................"
suddenly the bell rung an d thiccy krabs smacked me in the face and ran off "I'LL TELL U TOMORROW OK THIGHNOS!!!1"
i sat up and licked where he smacked me i think he loves me.................
but what was he going to say? omg i need to know and do some research
next day i went to book store and got a book i wentt to the counter ansd there awaas a granny mcfazzuzy old ladeh there she said "ew no offence hippo but that's not for sale especially not for people like you,"
i gasped and smacked her head with the book some worms falling out of the book and into haer hair as i did so, "SHUT UP U GRANNY AND GO FART UR LAST FART CAUSE UR GONNA DIE OF OLD AGE SOON!" i left before she called the cops and went home.
i opened the book and saw a picrtuere of mr. thiccy krabs and therieere was arrowas poinating at hijm saying THE KRAB IS A WEREWOLF!
oh ehm gee this wouldd explain what hw was traying to tell me earliser i need to fcomfront him.
the nextt dday at schoola i saw mr. thiccy krabs, i walked into the dark forebodinf forest next tpo the school and waitied for him to follow wihtch he did,
"you're impossibly fast. and strong. your skin is #FF3B3B, cold when you get hard. your eyes change colour. and sometimes you speak like... you're from a group of kermits," i faced him, "you only eat ass and pp, and u lick ur armpits." i steped closer to him and raised my armpits IMEDATIELY he dives into my stinky lair and licks i moans, he stoppde and look me dead in the eyee.
"how old are u" i askd.
"69."
"holw long have u bein 69.............."
"a whilee... AR AR AR A RR AR" he saird and then rasn off. "NAO WAIT CUM BACK!!!"
to be continued...
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Thighnos x Mr Thiccy Krabs
FanfictionAn enemies to lovers story about how a big juicy hairy raisin meets the playboy, Thiccy Krabs... will Thighnos fall for Thiccy Krabs or will she fall into the stanky clutches of Chuck fuck Mud Wood High's golden boy, Rubby Ryan... Read to find out!
