Time Travel w/ Harry Potter Next Gen

James I will kill you!

A/N Ok so I'm not JK Rowling (sadly)
I'm writing this because I want to read a time travel story that goes my way.

23 years after the war

Teddy-23

Victorie-22
Dominique-20 Bill and Fleur's
Louis-17

Molly-13
Lucy-17 Percy and Audrey's

Fred-17
Roxanne-17 George and Angelia's

Rose-15
Hugo-12 Ron and Hermione's

James-17
Albus-15 Harry and Ginny's
Lily-13

Scorpius-15 Astoria and Draco's

*
It was a stupid, innocent mistake.
Well, not entirely innocent...
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"James! You are dead, dead that's my veil you-" the angry female voice was cut off by a large hand.

"Thank Ted!" James called to the blue-haired owner of that hand.

"No problem, but please give my future bride her veil back, she won't shut up until you do- sorry Victorie I meant shut up about that, lord do I love you."

James handed back the delicate veil to its red faced, blond owner.

Just when she was about to continue yelling at James the door opened, and a very heated argument entered their ears.

"Chudley Cannon, hands down, best quittidge team ever!" Hugo Weasley exclaimed.

"Um, no. Just, no." Albus spoke with authority, but Hugo would head none of it.

"Hollyhead Harpies is the team- no Hugo don't even open that lying mouth of yours, just don't."

"Lily!" Teddy scolded.

"It's true!"

"Well I'm not the only Weasley with a lying mouth- Rose is snogging a Malfoy." Hugo said with an evil grin.

"How dare y-" Rose started when James interrupted.

"I'm gonna tell Uncle Ronnnn." He sang in a singsong voice.

"You wouldn't-" again Rose was cut off- but this time it was by an opening door.

"I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!" rang through the house as Fred2, Lucy, Scorpius, Louis and Uncle George were dancing their way through the house.

"Oi!" James yelled. "Where's Roxi, Dom, and Molly?"

"Puking their guts out- they have the flue." Lucy said.

"Ok so I'm in charge, and also hungry, so I'm gonna get a snack and then we can have another prank war. Ok? Just be good for 10 minutes James, Fred, Louis, and Lucy." Uncle George said sternly.

"Why us?" Lucy asked.

"Minnie told me that you each have your own chair at Hogwarts, engraved with your names and everything."

"Huh."

"I'll make sure they behave." Teddy said with a laugh.

"I know."

And with that Uncle George left the room to go to the magnificent kitchen.

James, Louis, Fred, and Lucy snuck to the Harry's office.

"Let's send Uncle Ron a howler about Rose!"
So they did and it was hilarious.

Suddenly everyone else- minus Uncle George- was in the room.

James spotted a golf hour glass necklace and put it on. "Don't I look dashing?"

"James take off."

"Make me."

Teddy lunged for James, and the necklace shattered.

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"This was a wonderful idea Ginny." All of the parents exclaimed.

"I know."

All of a sudden there was a howler, just sitting in the table.

Ron opened it.

A/N Tune of I saw momma kissing Santa Clause. "I FOUND ROSIE SNOGGING SCORPIUS, IN A BROOM CLOSET LAST WEEK. THEY DID SEE ME THERE, AND BOY WERE THEY BLUSHING. OH I SAW SCORPIUS SNOGGNG ROSIE!"

"What the f-"
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"James you idiot!" Teddy yelled as the broken shards began to circle them.

Then they were gone.