You were stuck in the mines with preminger and his two idiot servants probably named like william and hammington or something stupid. Preminger is on a quest, but you're there too... to steal his heart <3
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Preminger was at his last straw, stuck with william and Henry (i forgot their names), looking for the crystal to marry barbie's mom. How was he supposed to live in luxury with his beloved pet pootle dog, Precious?
He needed to find that diamond and fast, before barbie and ken would ruin his plans. Preminger slapped the brown haired guy on his bum really hard and shouted "Faster, before barbie gets here you lily livered scaly wags"
"w-weyae tryin bruhv, arent we william?" Henry whimpered
"y-yeah give us a break innit! count we catch a break and munch on some cripsies for a second preminger?"
Preminger wanted to give his two hard working lads a break, so he allowed it and they munched on some bread and cheese like little rats innit. Prmeinger kind of hated them but how could he refuse?
Authors note: did you see the little twist i added on that last sentence hehe
So preminger just stood there watching those good chaps much on their food until he heard something strange from inside the walls...
