princess nub *DISCONTINUED*

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{A/N!!! covid doesn't exist}

I woke up and it was a beautiful morning, the sun was reflecting through the blinds, it was a bit chilly but not to chilly, it was going to be an amazing day today, I can feel it. I got out of bed and immediately went straight to the kitchen, I got it my pans and started to cook a nice sunny side up and fresh juicy bacon, when I finished cooking and eating I went outside to get some fresh morning air, "ahh it's so nice outside, if only I had my dweamy weamy miranda with me, I really like her but I don't know if she even knows me" I sighed in a sad tone. I went on with my day and got back in bed, went through social media, I went on Instagram and looked at miranda coopers page

holy shit she's hot

I had the sudden urge to go to shoppers drug mart, I got in my car and drove 20 minutes and 14 seconds, I got in the store and headed to my favourite aisle, and there it was the diaper and tampon/period product aisle. I liked to eat them as snacks, I would get judged for it a lot, but I have no shame in it, I went to check out until I seen my future... The love of my life "shit shit shit shit it's miranda, act natural y/n." I thought to myself, I started to put my items on the rolly thing and started to pay for my snacks, "w-would you like that in a bag?🥺" miranda said softly, her voice is so... cute and smooth, it's almost like... My luscious Maroulis scrumptious puhtay became so wet, it leaked through my flipping under wear, this is so embarrassing, I dont know how to explain it... Holy shit have I been staring at her for this long?? OMG OMG this is so embarrassing- "uh yea, I would love a bag" I said struggling to get the words out, I would love you under me, in bed, kissing me passionatly while your back is arching and you're moaning for me to sto- NEVER MIND
"I- Im having trouble grabbing the bags because of my nubs, c-can you help🥀" Miranda clearly struggling to get the bags, What the fuck do I say?... "Y-yea of course" I giggled.

MIRANDA COOPERS POV:

They were so fucking adorable, the way they giggled was so ethreal and I'm most likely going to ma$terbate to it uwu🥺🥺🥺💕💕😻
Their eyes... So beautiful and deep so mesmerizing... "hey, what's your name?" I said while doing debby ryan face "oh my name is y/n, I got it from my great great grandma's friends pet fish🥺" y/n said while still packing the stuff they got

*FIVE HOURS LATER*

I really couldn't stop thinking about y/n, y/n was so stunning and unforgettable... They looked so familiar too, maybe out love was meant to be... No no no I'm just over thinking it, or am I? No no I am over thinking, I'm just tired, I need to go to bed.

Y/NS POV:

Miranda... So silly and nubby, I went on porn hub and searched up Miranda cooper ma$terbating with two of her little nubs <3
I put my phone in my left hand and started to jerk off to miranda

"O-oh my god~ yes miranda" I moaned, my back started to arch, my toes were curling every few seconds, I feel like I'm going to cum "holy fuck, yes, I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum ohh~" I said while creaming all over my new sheets {☹️} I didn't mind though, as long as I imagined I was with miranda, it was all going to be okay.

{672 words !! make sure to vote and read the next chapter when it's out😻🙌 btw this is satire don't take this seriously}