Not all of us wish Humanity's destruction

Chapter 1: explaining the apex of humanity to a robot

Y/n: so males are required to fertilise females in order to continue to survival of the species as a whole?

Yeah though could you be a less blunt?

Y/n: Why do you want me to be less blunt?

Because I am a female or rather I identify as a female as I don't have a body and this subject has made me rather uncomfortable

Y/n: My sincere apologies

That's understandable 

Y/n: So what's anime?

...

Y/n: What is it?

H-h-how did you come across this name?

Y/n: uh, I heard Purifier and Observer B discussing it as one of the best points about humanity, what is it?

Ugh, the official definition is a style of Japanese film and television animation, typically aimed at adults as well as children.

Y/n: so what makes it so popular?

Because of reasons such as a way of making animes about human fantasies and what if an otaku got a harem of girls

Y/n: What age is the otaku and what are otakus and harems?

How did I get myself into this kind of situation?

Y/n: I need to know more about humanity if I am to defend it including its culture

The typical age of the otaku is often not disclosed by the anime but the main character is more often then not in high school

Y/n: Isn't that underaged breeding?

No as the anime doesn't include any breeding, if you want breeding then you need to go a certain genre called Hentai

Y/n: What Hentai?

Sexualised animations

Y/n: why do people even do this? Just find nearest opposite gender and breed, easy

T-t-t-t-that's rather bold

Y/n: so what is an otaku?

An otaku is a character that is often quiet and ignored but often has more power than other characters.

Y/n: what are the other characters and their own personality?

Tsundere, Yandere, Trap, Dandere, Kuudere, deredere and mayadere

Y/n: can you elaborate on each one?

Tsunderes are people that love a certain character but often appear indifferent and often call the person they love an idiot. the term came from the Tsun Tsun meaning to turn away in anger or disgust and dere dere mean to become affectionate

Y/n: Tsundere are idiots themselves, they should declare their love openly and freely

Yandere means sick love, when they love a certain character, they become very deadly and often attempt to kill their competition. A kitchen knife is often used to depict Yandere as they use it as a weapon. They are also very worried about whether their lover is cheating on them or not and often resort to violent methods

Y/n: there are very few things that scare me and that is one of the things that do

Trap is what its name is, it is a gender trap. often is a girl mistaken for a boy or the other way around. 

Y/n: Why would people change their gender?

They could possibly feel insecure about their original gender

Y/n: can you move onto the next one I feel very confused by this type of character

Dandere as introverts that are afraid of social interaction

Y/n: so they are shy people to put it simply

Kuudere are characters that have a cold personality on the outside and have a warm personality in the inside. they are cold to new people but the people who earn their trust find they have a kind personality

Y/n: so they have to trust you to show affections

Deredere are people that are openly kind and make sure that their love knows their affections.

Y/n: That's the best character so far

A Mayadere refers to a character who is often a dangerous antagonist of a series but switches sides after falling in love or after getting fond of another character, usually the protagonist or someone in the hero team.

Y/n: so a defector like me

Yes, like you

(Imagine writing 630 words to describe anime)

Y/n: that was an interesting talk but when are we going to arrive at Pearl Harbour

Very soon

Y/n: Wait how do I even go into Human form to greet them? I have been talking to you entirely as a ship

Imagine a human standing on your deck

Y/n imagines a human on his deck and feels a weird sensation (of course all feelings and sensations are unusual to him) he feels as if he was floating upwards and looks around. His view point is no longer from the bridge of the ship but from the point where he had imagined the human would be. He examines his body to find that he has a suit of robotic armour that has blue energy radiation, in fact the previously red energy radiation is now blue across his ship.

He flexes his hands 

Y/n: so this is what a body feels like