Distorted

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 Dear Traveler,

To begin, may I be the first to welcome you here, as I am The Gatekeeper of this barren Hellscape that you are soon to delve into. Before we begin your adventure, I highly advise reading this page with listed disclaimers to better prepare your expectations for what this book offers. This page has also placed warnings that may help you decide on whether or not to continue onto the first chapter or to carry on elsewhere. 

     "Distorted", written by two souls known as MajorMalfunction and AnUnwelcomeDapper is a Mature or "NSFW" book, recommended for audiences 16+. Knowing that there are loopholes for younger ages to access this piece or work, there is nothing we can do there to keep them from reading these pages. 

     ~ALL of the characters within this story are 18+. This book is scattered with graphic, detailed content such as foul language, use of narcotics, and rather intense sexual and intimate scenes that may not be appropriate for all audiences. You have been warned to tread lightly on these daring grounds.~

     "Distorted" and its content are rightfully owned by MajorMalfunction and AnUnwelcomeDapper. The characters and universe are also owned by these two, AnUnwelcomeDapper taking most of the credit as he was the inspiration for this book. Most of the characters and the entire "Hellscape" or "Haint's Inferno" universe are rightfully placed into the ownership of AnUnwelcomeDapper. The main character and his bandmates (and any characters that may come along in the future) are rightfully owned by MajorMalfunction. Any use of songs used in this book are credited to their rightful singer/songwriters. I do NOT own any of the lyrics referenced/used in this book.

     Again, please tread lightly and understand that this book is detailed and will not censor itself as "Distorted" was made for more mature readers. 

     This book is also a work of fiction. We are not responsible for any resemblance to actual real life events, people, names, etc. If there happens to be such a resemblance, it is completely by coincidence. 

     If you are in tune to AnUnwelcomeDapper's Hellscape universe, please know that these events are in fact CANON.

     Without further instruction, warnings or disclaimers, I bid you farewell as you begin your reading and venture into the world that MajorMalfunction and AnUnwelcomeDapper have created for your personal entertainment and enjoyment. And as a final warning, this novel holds sensitive topics that some may find disturbing, so please, tread carefully.

Farewell, readers and good luck.

-The Gatekeeper, B.B.C.