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Taehyung (weirdo): mom
Taehyung (weirdo): mommy 😩
Taehyung (weirdo): MOM WHERE ARE YOU???
Taehyung (weirdo): I KNOW YOURE AT HOME

Mother 🍔: then come down here and talk to my face 🙄

Taehyung (weirdo): OMG HEY MOM
Taehyung (weirdo): do you still have your phone's autocapitalization off? 😭

Mother 🍔: hey, jeongguk's mom does too

Taehyung (weirdo): does she really? 🤨
Taehyung (weirdo): wait no don't answer that

Mother 🍔: yes, she does 🤩

Taehyung (weirdo): ofc you answered it..
Taehyung (weirdo): anyways, i have a question 😩😩😩

Mother 🍔: no, we can't have taco bell for dinner again.

Taehyung (weirdo): 😿

Mother 🍔: your dad said it gave him really bad stomach problems 🤮
Mother 🍔: aka, he shit a lot 😍

Taehyung (weirdo): DONT TELL ME ABOUT THAT, GROSS 😭😭
Taehyung (weirdo): but fine i see how it is 🙄

Mother 🍔: we can get wendy's and that's it.

Taehyung (weirdo): WENDYS??
Taehyung (weirdo): WHEN DO WE EVER GET WENDYS???

Mother 🍔: exactly
Mother 🍔: we never get it, so we'll be having a reunion after 3 years of never eating from there 🤩

Taehyung (weirdo): that's fine with me 😍
Taehyung (weirdo): btw, i bought jeongguk a cake the other day..

Mother 🍔: "a cake" 😭
Mother 🍔: ja-yeon told me there were 2 in the kitchen and she saw jeongguk outside eating an entirely different one

Taehyung (weirdo): okay, i bought him a few cakes 🙄
Taehyung (weirdo): and i will do it again.

Mother 🍔: i'm sure you will, which is why i'm not even surprised when i see your money being spent these days 😏

Taehyung (weirdo): you're just not gonna ask WHY i'm buying him stuff?

Mother 🍔: no

Taehyung (weirdo): NO ASK IT RN

Mother 🍔: no

Taehyung (weirdo): MOM DO IT

Mother 🍔: why are you buying jeongguk stuff?

Taehyung (weirdo): idk 🙄

Mother 🍔: you're a little shart, you know that?

Taehyung (weirdo): omg mom i'm putting that in my instagram bio later 😍
Taehyung (weirdo): "you're a little shart, you know that?" -my mom every day 🥰