WaverlyNicoleHaught

The Penis Talk

Wynonna and Doc as well as Jeremy was sitting eating breakfast when Waverly entered the kitchen. The three of them turned to look at her and greeted her before continuing to eat the food in front of them. Jeremy and Doc spend the night at the house after both of them get drunk last night.

"Someone must be gotten something good last night, waking up with a big smile on her face." Wynonna started to tease her sister.

"What do you mean by that?" Waverly asked. It was impossible for her sister to heard what she and Nicole were up to last night. Their bedroom was separated by the house's office and also Wynonna's room was the first room in the hallway while hers and Nicole was at the end of it. So, Wynonna won't be passing by their room. Unless...

"Did you..."

"Oh, please. I wanted to ask you to drink with us last night. I called your phone but you didn't answer, so I went to your room thinking you were sleeping, and wanted to wake you up, but then I heard the moaning and the....."

"Wynonna!"

"And I know I shouldn't disturb you." Wynonna chuckled. "But from the sound of your moaning and screaming, I am absolutely sure that Haught stuff is indeed great in bed."

"They... already? But Nicole.... 15 years old mindset. How come she...." Jeremy was confused.

"I lost my virginity when I was 13 years old." Doc said. Wynonna gave him a murderous look.

"What?" Doc looked back at her.

"Nothing." Wynonna pouted.

"But how did you two had a sex when both of you..." Jeremy was curious.

"Seriously Jeremy, you wanted the entire lesbian population to kill you? Don't be narrowed minded. And you are gay too, right. So how did you?" Waverly couldn't believe Jeremy would ask such question.

"Well, we have a penis and a hole. So..."

"Lesbians have fingers, stupid Jeremy. Also there is this thing we have known as tongue, and there are lots of sex toys that existed too." Doc slapped the back of Jeremy's head.

"Aww...that's painful." Jeremy rubbed the spot where Doc hit it.

"Nicole has penis." Wynonna announced.

"What?!!" Doc and Jeremy exclaimed in sync.

"She is an intersex person. Meaning, she is a woman born with a dick." Wynonna explained.

"Oh, wow. I never met one before. That's amazing." Jeremy was awe with the knowledge.

"Can I see it?" Jeremy asked innocently. "In the name of science, of course."

"YOU WANT ME TO KILL YOU?!" Waverly shouted.

"Jeez ... please calm down. I'm just asking. If you let me then great, if not then it's okay too." Jeremy laughed. Doc and Wynonna only shakes their head.

"But as far as I concern if a woman born with a dick, usually their thing will be small. So, how small Nicole is?" Asked Doc.

"Small penis? Did you really satisfy baby girl?" Wynonna looked at her sister. "Because I really dislike man with small penis." Added Wynonna. Waverly flushed.

"She's big." Waverly finally said after hesitated for a moment.

"Oh, really? How big?" Doc's eyes widen.

"9 inches..." Waverly shrugged her shoulder. Her three audiences coughed in sync.

"Wow, she's bigger than me.." Jeremy commented. "Oh God. I just embarrassed myself..."

"That make sense... the screaming... the moaning..." Wynonna laughed. "You are really lucky baby girl."

Wynonna squeezed her sister's shoulder. That Haught stuff really a fine and perfect specimen.

"Hi guys, morning." Suddenly Nicole was there. She came closer to Waverly and kissed the top of her head.

"Good morning Waves." She greeted Waverly lovingly.

"Morning too." Waverly smiled and kissed Nicole's cheek.

Jeremy tilted his head to get a better view down to Nicole's pants. Doc laughed realising what Jeremy was attempting to do.

"Jeremy!!!" Waverly yelled. The shorter man in that room almost fell from his chair.

"What? Its not like she's naked." Jeremy lifted his eyebrow not feeling guilty at all.

"What happened?" Nicole asked, wondering.

"Nothing baby." Waverly pulled Nicole closer to her and kissed her lips to distract her.

"Hey, PDA!" Wynonna yelled. Waverly just rolled her eyes.

"You slept well last night Haught pants?" Wynonna asked, smiling mischievously.

"Yes. Why wouldn't I?" Nicole genuinely didn't understand that her sister in law was actually teasing her.

"Nothing. Maybe because you and Waverly did something last night?"

"Well, I am not going to tell you. Nixon said things like that only be shared between spouses." Clever Nicole. Waverly smiled proudly.

"Damned Nixon." Wynonna said.

"Hey language." Waverly giving Wynonna warning look. Wynonna shrugged her shoulder.

"Babe, we need to eat faster. We are going to late." Nicole reminded her wife.

"We are not working today Nic. It's weekend."

"Oh, I forgot. Then, can we visit my parents?"Asked Nicole.

"Sure, we can." Waverly tapped Nicole's nose and smiled sweetly. The couple's eyes locked to each other.

"Uwekk... you two make The Notebook become bleak."Wynonna teased them but as usual Nicole did not understand any about it.

"The Notebook? What is that? Notebook as a book or Notebook as the laptop?" She asked innocently making all the adults laughed.

"It is a movie honey." Waverly said and caresses Nicole's cheek.

Wynonna, Doc and Jeremy who watched the couple had their heart melted. Anyone can see how the two women were deeply in love with each other, only by looking how they treat each other.