Hey guys! How are you? Can I tell you a story? Heell yes I can!
So on Thursday, I felt like being a good boy and giving a girl flowers. I went out to go buy them, but all they had left was black roses! They were pretty, but now I needed to give them to a goth girl. I found a girl, Emma, and said, "Hello Emma! These are for you! Please love me!" She was about to say thank you, but then she saw my face. As you guys know from reading my first Chapter- "What Happened", my face was sort of burned, and I cut off my eyeslids, and cut my mouth. She shrieked and ran away. I went home sobbing like a baby. I decided to try a different girl tactic. This time I would give her chocolates. I went to target and bought a brand new white hoodie and a box of deluxe white chocolates. I wrappped it up, signed my name and ding dong ditched her house. Driving home, I was sooooo excited! She would be all over me at school tommorow.
Well, today was awful. First I failed my math test, then I got embarressed because I walked into the Women's bathroom- but the worst was English. It was my last class of the day, and it was the only one with Emma. But Emma wasn't in her seat, or the classroom. Mrs. Shieutzengu asked where she was and her best friend, who was sniveling and wiping her nose while simultaneously crying answered, but it wasn't pretty. "Some jerk gave her a box of chocoaltes. But the chocolates had f-f-f-f-f-ff-f-f-OOOOD POISIONING!!!!" She screeched the last part resulted of her wailing. My jaw unhinged and my lower lip trembeled. Did I really kill Emma? This was horrible! I needed to fix it. I went to her house where I saw her mother and father mourning through the window. I did what needed to be done- kill her family so they could be together. It was beautiful. I buried their bodies in the back and had my own funeral!
So guys, do you really think I'M THAT BAD?! I swear, I am a really nice person! Well, thanks for reading this crap. Bye!
