I woke up to a face leaning over me, it was a random face. I headbuted the face but then it turns out it was the poggers face so I chucked him through the door in my floor and slammed my flux compasiter and he was gone, now that was poggers.
I walked up my stairs to the ground floor and went into my kitchen for some cereal but found shrek lying on the floor covered in beer bottles it was most likely drunk.
Then I opened my cupboard and had some yummy crunchy queens special tasty scrumptious delights of hula hoops.
Then my unicorn died with a bomb and Africa was completely and utterly fine
