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Tape: We all ready?
Brake: Yeah!
Me: Lesgo!
Sayu: C'mon!
Tape: Oh, youse was gonna try and tear down the streamer, eh? Youse got a grudge against things that come in strips, is that what you're sayin'? Well, that's it! Youse want a piece of me? Youse gonna get it, see?
Me: Look at you, youse a pasta-slurping plug! I'll rip that mustache right off your mug!
Brake: Help us, we're stuck, we're down on our luck!
Sayu: That's right, ya mushroom headed rubes, ya luck's down the tubes! And as for the plumber, who couldn't be dumber, but this streamer-smashin' boob!
Tape: Oh, you think that's funny, eh? These funny words I say? Well, time to shut ya trap, with my DISPENSER SMACK!
Brake: Aha, who's laughing now? I'm gonna cut ya down! This hog gives me the bulge, on murder I'll indulge!
Me: Youse call me tacky, well I am STICKY!
Sayu: There's a difference, savvy? Ah, youse makin' me mad, see?
Tape: You won't touch the streamer wrapped above the sea, ya mess with the family, ya mess with me!
Brake: Paper mugs like you shoulda stayed as trees, now you're stuck in my stickup, ya can't hide or flee!
Sayu: Ya game's about to end, just like that, bada bing, I'll bash you so hard, your ears will ring!
Me: Putting you in sticky situations is my thing, roll out the carpet, hail the Origami King!
Tape: I'm not doing the inbetween bits.
Brake: You will fall to the mafioso's might, youse in a bind, so now just sit tight!
Me: Help, SOS, I can't feel my chest!
Tape: Shut ya traps, I'm busy, don't ya know, cleanin' up Mario! The boss wants ya iced, so I don't think twice, before I end ya show!
Sayu: And yeah, I got the sense, to hide the evidence! Though you might think it mean, I keep things nice and clean!
Me: Can't soil up my ride, this beaut's my joy and pride! The rubber and the grease shall now release the beast!
Tape: A custom chassis, I keep it classy! But things might get dirty, when the plumber I HURT-Y!
Sayu: You won't touch the streamer wrapped above the sea, ya mess with the family, ya mess with me! Paper mugs like you shoulda stayed as trees, now you're stuck in my stickup, ya can't hide or flee!
Brake: Ya game's about to end, just like that, bada-bing, I'll bash you so hard, your ears will ring! Puttin' you in sticky situations is my thing, roll out the carpet, hail the Origami-AHH!
Tape: Hey! Who told you to roll credits? What, you think I'm tacky? You think I'm some kinda pointy thingy here for your amusement? THAT'S IT! HERE'S YOUR TACKY! I got ya tacky right here! If that's how ya want it, I might as well dispense with the pleasantries! Time to seal the deal!
Now look, you got me playin' dirty, see? You stand no chance when this tape roll is free!
Brake and Sayu: Help, get us down, put an end to this clown!
Tape: This tower's boutta be the site of the crime of the century! By King Olly's wishes, you'll sleep with the fishes, buried out at sea!
I'll duct you up, I will! I'm going for the kill! To make it extra vile, I'll do it classic style! You won't like what's in store when I break out the pompadour! You wanna take a spin, ya can't, now take it on the chin!
Youse got some nerve, kid, but this wheel don't skid! Youse just flipped my lid... so you have come to the end of your bid!
All: You won't touch the streamer wrapped above the sea, ya mess with the family, ya mess with me! Paper mugs like you shoulda stayed as trees, now you're stuck in my stickup, ya can't hide or flee! Ya game's about to end, just like that, bada-bing, I'll bash you so hard, your ears will ring! Puttin' you in sticky situations is my thing, roll out the carpet, hail the Origami Kiiiiiiing!
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