sparkle's blade academy. captain sparkles, better known as mr. sparkles, suddenly gained a few more applications for his establishment and welcomed their writers with open arms. chaotic mistake. sparkle's blade-- a once sleepy school-- shaken from i...
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"aaaaand that will be all that i need to explain! your schedules and guide will arrive shortly. do you have any questions for me?"
three newly appointed freshmen glanced around the office they had been enrolled within. a small radio hummed a song about creepers, and a peculiar, entirely diamond sword lay mounted on the wall. the most noticeable factor about this room, however, was a golden name stand sat atop his desk, labelled with the name "principal sparkles". the man sat behind the desk tapped his index against the wood, keeping his gaze on the teenagers in front of him.
"well?" sparkles asked, holding his head up with a hand.
"i think that's all! we'll be fine now, thank you for everything." a voice chimed, coming from an abnormally tall kid with split dyed black and white hair.
"WAIT." a blonde haired, slightly less tall teen shot a disapproving glare at the other speaker.
he leaned in, pressing a hand against the desk and staring into principal sparkle's soul.
"are there any... women? here? in this school?"
the older fellow blinked a few times.
"well- yes? that's quite the question, though."
"i am tommy. tommy innit. and good sir, i need ANSWERS."
"yEAH! HE NEEDS ANSWERS!" the final child protested, significantly shorter than the other two into the room. his hair covered his eyes. god knows how he could see.
"well, mr. innit, there are women here. although i am certain that if you get near them they'll run off screaming." sparkles looked up, a grin on his face.
"YOU BIT-" the tallest member quickly clasped a gloved hand over his mouth. he looked quite displeased with this reality.
his eyes grew a feral glint and he thrashed around a bit, making a few muffled screams. the shortest just patted his head awkwardly, but he eventually settled down with a bit of duct tape to the mouth.
sparkles let out a snort. "that was actually the only way we could restrain him?"
"look- we couldn't have him destroying stuff or jumping on the desk." split dye shot a glance at tommy.
"i appreciate the thought, ranboo. you too, tubbo."
tubbo, who was consoling tommy with pats on the back, nodded briskly.
"your schedules are printed now, you three."
sparkles removed three small slips of paper from the printer on his desk, looking through them for a moment before handing them out. he smiled, stretching his arms out for a moment. he looked at the door expectantly before refocusing his gaze on tommy, tubbo, and ranboo.
"your school guide will be here very soon." he stated calmly.
that proved to be some incredible timing from sparkles. he glanced over to the door again, this time a very loud knock ringing through the room.
ranboo walked over to open the door, only to immediately leap back to it being kicked down to the floor by some fucker with a duck-print beanie.
