hammys scary mind: a hack book

HAMMY WITH A DOUBLE WAMMY

HEYO HAMMY u like the title?
Me and my bestie- er_1806 came up with it while ft-ing
yeah we cute.
i would just like to say ur literally a cool cucumber. That's all.

I WANNA WRITE STUFF BUT I LITERALLY CANNOT PROCESS RN

How much do you wanna bet you have an angelic voice. I BET YOU DO.

my fav word is r A t c h e t

ITS SO GOOD. TELL ME IT ISN"T LITERALLY ITS F I R E

SHOULD I MAKE ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT YOU???

I think tf yes.

Let's start with what you look like. I ALREADY KNOW UR HAWT like a hot Cheeto but i need to be more specific. Okay hair color: black. I already knew that bc we talked about it but i feel like ur hair is either wavy or curly HMM. Watch it's straight like mine SMH IT BETTER NOT BE

Okay eye color: idk i feel like ur eyes are like either a super dark brown or a hazel. But my imagination always thought green.

OKAY HMM HEIGHT. I feel like maybe 5'4 tbh not super tall not super short yk?
SHOE SIZE LMFAOFNOAf well I'm a seven and a half. I think u might be the same. Or maybe size up or down. WATCH IM OFF. But i didn't really give you an answer.  Oh well. xx

NoW personality assumptions??

YES.

Okay so IDK WHY BUT I FEEL LIKE YOU WOULD HATE slow walkers and chewing loudly but u might be to nice to say anything.

I feel like your lowkey good at history.

I think your semi athletic, not like a prodigy but you can hold your own. Specifically soccer.

I think- don't take this the wrong way but ur probs a bad cook. I CAN PICTURE YOU BURNING THE HOUSE DOWN. Watch you are. If you are feel free to come at me for assuming wrong.

This is all jokes HEHE for your entertainment of course.

I think your fav season is fall?? I can never pick a fav so i was just assuming this is urs. Also bc in canada they actually have a fall season unlike california SOOO yum.

Now I'm gonna add some awesome ass photos to entertain you bc ik this probs bored you.
My captions are mf amazing... feel free to praise me on them in the comments xx

Okay so first off...

Mommy I'm preggers. Get it cuz like the double lines on a test mmean YOU GOT URSELF A KIDDO. OH MY GOSH A MINI HAMMY WOULD BE HELL. THEY WOULD RUN AROUND SAYING PICK UP LINES AND DAD JOKES>

All three of us can do this together. Ronnie hammy and clemmy. The cheap therapy trio

UR BIRTHDAY CAKE. I KNOW ITS COMING UP SOON.  Mwah

I was and thats why I'm currently writing this book xx

If i was the scream dude this would be me looking at hawt pics of you and ronnie.
Yes.

XOXOXOXO I LOVE YOU RAT HOE. UR A
QWEEEEEEEEnnnn

i looooooove you the mostest but ronnies gonna kill me for saying that.

Love hoey clemmy

:))))