Dear teacher,
Lagi niyo pong tatandaan na hindi porke pare pareho kami ng sagot ay nagkopyahan na kami.
Bakit po pa? May tamang sagot ba na iba iba? Ano yung? Originality?
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Do you want to travel in different places with a lot of cash on hand?
Simple lang
Magkondoktor ka
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Do you know why BOYS are meant to be taller than GIRLS.?
So that they can hug their girl completely.
Do you know why GIRLS meant to be less taller than BOYS.?
So that by the time the boys hug them,they can easily hear the heart that keeps on beating because of them.
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If all sciences in the world can explain everything, can
PHYSICS explain why we fall in love with someone without being affected by gravity?
Why cant
LOGIC make things right when we are inlove
Would
CHEMISTRY give us the chemical elements of love and its formula?
Can
ANATOMY locate the scars in our hearts?
Can
PHYSIOLOGY explain why the hearts still beats even if its broken?
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Maaring puro kalokohan lang ang alam ko,pero sana naman maniwala kang ikaw lang ang konalolokohan ko.
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Never kiss NAUTICAL AND MARINE STUDENTS coz they will let you swim in there lies
Never kiss NURSING STUDENTS coz they always inject pain
Never kiss ENGINEERING STUDENTS coz they always leave there X without knowing Y
Never kiss the IT STUDENTS coz they always leave virus
But instead kiss BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION AND ACCOUNTANCY STUDENTS cox they will always debit love and credit pain and invest efforts for you to gain profit and avoid losses.
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F-ield of love
R-oot of joy
I-sland of care
E-nd of sorrow
N-ame of hope
D-oor of understanding
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Alam mo kung gaano kasakitang malaman na may ibang mahal ang mahal mo?
Ganito yan
Para kang nahulog sa isang building mula 199th floor,bumagsak sa matigas na kalsada .
Taz nabunggo ka ng rumaragasang dumptruck at sa kasawiang palad
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Buhay ka pa
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Reason why pipol are single
DESTINY ADDICT- umaasa sa tadhana
PERFECTIONIST - sobrang choosy
BUSYBUSYHAN- mga taong workaholic
FRIENDSHIP THEORY- kung friends ,friends lang
X TO THE Nth POWER- taong di ma ka get over sa past relationship/s.
FAMILY FUED - takot sa parents
FOREVER BASTED- walang nagkamali
HEART ATTACK- ayaw masaktan
WAITER- antay ng antay,wala namang inaantay.
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Minsan trip kitang inisin,pikunin
Tapos
Ako tatawa kang sus!
Wag kang mag alala paraan ko lang yun para sabihin na: ang saya ko kasi nanjan ka.
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Do not love one .
not two
But love the one who loves you too
Do not love three
Not four
But love the one who loves you more
Do not love five
Not six
But love the one who truly sticks
Do not love seven
Not eight
But love the one who's willing to wait
Do not love nine
Not ten
But love the one who'll love you till the end.
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Whatever life gives you even if it hurts you
Just be strong and act like the way you always do coz
Strong walls will shake but never collapsed
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A LIZARD fell on a table
GENIUZ: oh reptila scincidae
KIKAY: ewww lizard
ASTIG: shit butiki
MATARAY: shucks tiki
MAYAMAN : yuck lacoste
MAHIRAP: pare ulam
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ANO BA ANG "X"?
Yung bang pinaiyak kana pinatawad mo pa?binabalewala ka ns hinahanap hanap mo pa? May mahal ng iba pero mahal mo pa?
O
Yung
Lintek na variable na hinahanap lagi sa ALGEBRA?
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Kung di mo parin makita ang taong para sayo
Dadaan ako sa harapan mo
Eslomotion pah para mas klaro
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