if i was in a horror film i'd die first because i'd have no idea what's going on
i love being in bed almost as much as i love food
i wonder if anyone thinks of me when they can't fall asleep
i've got an iq of 40 million
a squirrel attacked me. i got attacked by a squirrel in battersea park. they're dangerous. it's rare. i've torn most of the ligaments in my knee. so no football for me. it's early retirement now. i've got a floating knee-cap
don't look at me like that... actually do hehehe
when i have time off, all i want to do is nothing.
i get really nervous if pigeons are flying around. i can't stand them after one once flew in through my bathroom window and went for me while i was having a wee. that was enough. i think pigeons target me.
just chilling out in me box
welcome to my friiidge
pranks, laughs, ohhh
come on barbie, let's go party uh uh uh yeah
sexy nose
i've been known as niall the gun, simply because of my massive left arm
someone just said 'you're in the dark'... i'll tell you what sherlock holmes, you are unbelievable
the name is bond. james bond.
the children were bery bery happy
it was frickin santa claus
pop suga pop suga suga pop pop
let's be honest ireland is the best country in the world, hands down
chonce
i love me
yeah i see us in gloves and masks, if you touch me i'll kick your ass
maybe you'll love yourself like i *you sing* love you
ahhhhhhhh *weird hand movements* (on the x-factor performance)
it's niall week everyone, it's niall week
tengo muy calor
you make me wanna tsssss one more night
call me sir niall
look fab, feel fab
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Puisi- this is just a random collection of quotes i have saved in my notes or written down in my journal. the chapters will be updated frequently. the chapters, not the story if you know what i mean. i'll try to have some sort of order so that you can...