niall horan

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if i was in a horror film i'd die first because i'd have no idea what's going on 

i love being in bed almost as much as i love food 

i wonder if anyone thinks of me when they can't fall asleep 

i've got an iq of 40 million

a squirrel attacked me. i got attacked by a squirrel in battersea park. they're dangerous. it's rare. i've torn most of the ligaments in my knee. so no football for me. it's early retirement now. i've got a floating knee-cap 

don't look at me like that... actually do hehehe

when i have time off, all i want to do is nothing.

i get really nervous if pigeons are flying around. i can't stand them after one once flew in through my bathroom window and went for me while i was having a wee. that was enough. i think pigeons target me.

just chilling out in me box 

welcome to my friiidge 

pranks, laughs, ohhh

come on barbie, let's go party uh uh uh yeah 

sexy nose 

i've been known as niall the gun, simply because of my massive left arm 

someone just said 'you're in the dark'... i'll tell you what sherlock holmes, you are unbelievable 

the name is bond. james bond.

the children were bery bery happy 

it was frickin santa claus

pop suga pop suga suga pop pop 

let's be honest ireland is the best country in the world, hands down 

chonce 

i love me 

yeah i see us in gloves and masks, if you touch me i'll kick your ass 

maybe you'll love yourself like i *you sing* love you 

ahhhhhhhh *weird hand movements* (on the x-factor performance)

it's niall week everyone, it's niall week 

tengo muy calor 

you make me wanna tsssss one more night 

call me sir niall 

look fab, feel fab


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