its never ogre. shrek x hans (boy x boy)

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"come on hans, get ready, the concert is 2 hours" "why so in a rush armin? We live so close, the concert isnt gonna runaway isnt it" "yeah but who cares we gotta have those first line places before anyone else hans" "yeah that shy i orderd those first class tckets. Didn't i?" "well.. i cancelled them for 7th row places, i needed the money for a BACKSTAGE SPECIAL MEET WITH J SHREK JR ISNT THAT GREAT?" "oh. my. god. armin. Are you a 100 percent serious right now?!" "why would i lie" "i dont know, i cant trust you seomtimes..." "yeah right, now dress up we ARE gonna be late like each time🙄" "yeah its always your fault not mine 🤨" "whatever, ill be back i gotta go get pretty" "uhm okay.""HANS WHERE ARE MY WHITE FURR BOOTS I BOUGHT YESTERDAY" i look down at my feet realizing i was already wearing them "SORRY ARMIN THEYRE TAKEN" "fuck you hans fuck you" i giggle and i go in my rainbow dream, i reach for my best pair of boots i own, "armin!!! try on these beasts" "hans, you disapoint me sometimes but not today😜" armin puts on the boots and starts cat walking "i look, so hot to be fair" "you really do, but remember im the one who needs shreks attention, right? "right. I still look hot, i hope ill find some hot men there." "of course you will, who knows you might find you futur husband" "um i dought that very much 🤨" "i dought that shrek will ever notice me too" "don't loose hope hans, you never know" "if shrek notices me you will get a husband there" "um sure doesnt bother me" we get out and head to our old toyota 2005, pretty rusty but works perfectly fine "you should think about replacing this daddy, hes getting rusty" "im saving up armin, for my dream car, the versace model of ferari 2025, pink, gold seats, AND a hot tub in the back, don't ask me how is this possible" "alright alright, but you will have to take me on a long ride to hollywood with that baby" "i sure wll, already planed everything" i start the car and i head straight, just like the gps says, until i get a weird phone call from a private number "L" how weird, meh, whatever, i decline and block the contact, might have been the man of my dreams but sherk is awaiting "so hans, how are you planning on stealing shreks big oger heart" "well, very simple, i will just spray myself with "fiona lv numero 41" perfume, and he will come right at e like a fish on a rope" "what a genius"