its never ogre. shrek x hans (boy x boy)

its go time ;)

Armin parks the car and we head off to the doors, looking hot and stuff, but also masculine and fears 😇🤤, " two gay boys going to a j shrek jr concert, what could go wrong " well... Everything, in a good way...
"ARMIN COME ON NO TIME FOR TEXTING HURRY IF YOU DIDN'T STOP FOR THAT COFFEE WE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN LATE " "omg hans, 🙄 calm tf down it was worthy, we're gonna meet shreko's anyways 😒, and some of my mom's best friends family will be here 🙄"  "... Did anyone say family? "  hans and armin : "DOM TORETTO 🤨🤨🤯"   "nothing is more important than family ❤❤❤"  suddenly we feel emptiness for like 0.1 seconds, we weirdly end up in front row" WOW, thanks dom😘", 1 minute later and j shrek jr comes out‼️‼️"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH J SHREK JR 🤯🤯🤯🤯" tons of fangirls hissing and screaming watching j shrek jr performing on stage while he don't gaf and the man is just living the life. -shrek's pov- "Man if only there wasn't just fangirls, if only they knew I was gay 😢😢, no boys come to see my concer- 🤯 *sees hans* t-t-that guy looks... Handsome 🤤"  -back to armin and hans-. Armin taps hans arm "hey, HEY, hans, why is shrek looking at you like that"  "idk bro 😰😰 I'm glad he is tho😊"  the concert ends, armin and shrek head to the backstage of the concert, armin is about to pee his pants 😢😢. -shrek's pov- : "omg, is that the hot dude I saw earlier? Lucky me 🤤"  "SHREK WERE SUCH BIG FANS OF YOU" "SHREK OMG I'M SI HAPPY TO BE HERE"  "SHREK WHEN WILL YOUR NEW ALBUM COME OUT? "  -sighs- tells himself "if only someone asked... When will I come out"  "hey.. Shrek😇, I'm armin and this is hans" shrek's eyes start shining when he sees the handsome boy from earlier. "Wow, h-h-hi hans and armin 😘🤩, would you like me to get you a cup of coffee? 😊" "NO I'M DONE WITH COFFEE " armin screams "ARMIN, STFU WHO CARES, heh, sorry, my friend can be a little energetic sometimes" -sweats-  "oh heh, that's fine I'll go get you a coffee then.. Hans, and would you boys like a ride back home in my private bus? 😉" "HEY WHY DON'T WE GET THAT" some fan girls scream in the back "YO STFU 🤬"  "oh yes shrek, we'd love too, I guess we'll come get the car back tomorrow"  "yeah yeah I agree 😉👍"  "oh no do not worry, well just ask a crew member to drive it home, you can chill in the bus, ill invite you to my hotel, do not worry there's a lot of space 👍"  "OMG shrek, why are you so kind with us "  "well you hans- i- I mean you guys look very... Nice"  "aww shrek🥺🥺❤❤".
While they get out of the stadium tons of fangirls start following them, and asking for pictures, like the genius shrek is, he went undercover as another fan girl and got away from them🥺.
"Shrek, could you ask one of your crew members to watch my house overnight, I'll pay like 200$👍❤"  "ohh noo, you don't need to buy armin, I'll send one right away" they say as they get in the bus...
Next chapter will debute the... Smut 🤤🤤

Just for you info shrek and hans are the same age, shrek is 17 and hans is 16 🤬