Rule #529 of the Righteous Queen of Hearts

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The great Queen of Hearts decreed:

"A cat must eat steak during a full moon night while playing the violin."

Discuss over norms:

Ace: this rule is 100% BS, and you
HAVE to agree with me on that
Riddle:)

Riddle: How dare you saying that!
Every rule of the Queen of Hearts
is sacred and must be respected!

Ace: we can't have cats in the dorm,
yet this rule asks us to get a cat that
plays the f*cking violin!

Riddle: that's why we have a cat
boy in our dorm!

Ace: oh yeah? Then tell me about
that full moon night
when our cat boy was sick.

Deuce: oh yeah.. didn't we go to ask
Senior Ruggie if he would eat
steak while playing the violin
for 100 madols?

Trey: hahahah yeah.

Ace: But
Ruggie is not a cat,
My QuEeN.
He is a hyena >:)

Riddle: .....

Trey: .....

Cater: EXPOSED!!!!

Riddle: *panicked* b-but they are
almost the thing!!

Ace: B*tch they are N-

Ruggie: SHUT UP ACE!
I WANT FOOD
AND MONEY SO
SHUT.
THE.
HELL.
UP.
:D

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