bade oneshots a-z ~ currently rewriting

Exes

Many people would think that Beck had a long list of exes because most girls are attracted to him, but in real life he had only dated around a few, because some of them he didn't like.

In middle school, only one guy dated Jade, and Beck was the only one that she liked in high school. She scared everyone else off.

Beck wouldn't date anyone unless he was attracted to them, but Jade wouldn't date anyone unless their name was Beck, they looked like Beck, and they were Beck.

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Jade sat at the lunch table, angrily stabbing her food with her fork. Beck was late. Everyone else had 5 or more people at their table, but Jade only sat with Beck. When Beck wasn't there, Jade would be all alone, and that was the case today.

Finally, after what seemed like hours, Beck arrived. "You're late. Now go get me a coffee," Jade declared. Beck chuckled a bit at her bitter comment. "Uh, sorry I'm late, I just met an old friend of mine."

"Yeah, yeah whatever. Now go get me a coffee," she muttered, motioning a gesture like someone swatting away a fly. Beck stood up, slung his backpack over his shoulder and went to the Grub Truck. A few seconds later, a girl with blue hair sat down across from Jade. "Hi!" She exclaimed happily. Her excitement made Jade want to throw up.

"What?" She asked bitterly. The girl was wearing a headband with a white rose attached on it. Whether or not the rose was fake or real, this girl had ruined roses for Jade forever.

The girl shrugged. "I just wanted to say hi." Jade rolled her eyes. She was almost exactly like Cat. "Well, you said hi. Now it's time for you to say bye." Her smile slightly fell and turned somewhat into a frown. She had obviously never had frowned before, she just looked like she was pouting.

After a long awkward silence, Beck came back with Jade's coffee. "Took you long enough." Jade muttered. The girl with blue hair jumped up to hug Beck excitedly. "I haven't seen you since you left Canada, and this morning!"

Jade stabbed her fork through her french fries, trying not to look up. "Hi Iris, I didn't know you'd be here. Jade, is it okay if Iris sits here? Just today?" Jade looked up and glared at Iris. "Sure."

"Thanks!" The blue girl sat down where she was previously sitting, and Beck sat down next to Jade. "You sure you don't mind?" He asked, moving a small stray hair out of her face.

 Jade scoffed. "Why would I? It's not like a random girl just barged in to ruin our relationship with the whole pacific ocean on her head!"

"Relax, she's only my ex, and-"

Jade spat out the water she just drank all over the table. "WHAT?!" Beck tried to place a hand on her shoulder which she didn't allow. "Babe, just calm down-" "I'm not gonna calm down! We're dating, you can't just let her come into our relationship and ruin it!"

"Babe, she's only my friend-" "If she's just your friend, then why would she hug you?!" "Friends can hug fri-"

Just before Beck could finish his sentence, a boy sat between Jade and Beck. "Hey" was all he said. He suddenly realized that he was at the wrong table. "Oh sorry, some people over there told me that this was the table for people who are new. Or are you guys new? Because I wouldn't recognize you either way."

Jade looked up to scare him away, but she was surprised to see him again. "Parker?" He turned his head around and was also surprised. Before, Jade was the complete opposite. Nice, forgiving, and a lot more. The only thing that didn't change about her was that she liked nice guys.

Parker often got bullied and taken advantage of since he was a teacher's pet, and loved gardening and all sorts of things that Jade would make fun of.

"Jade? You look so different- Not that it's a bad thing, though." "Thanks." Jade really didn't know how to respond. Almost no one was nice to her. Cat was nice, but too nice.

The bell suddenly rang and they all went to their next classes.

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After weeks of Jade talking to Parker and Beck hanging out with Iris, mainly because he had nothing better to do since Cat was with her nana, Andre was writing a song, Robbie was working with Sinjin on a PowerPoint of why it's great to be a nerd and Tori was getting her teeth ripped out, Beck started to miss Jade.

Whenever he would complain to his parents about how she wasn't around, his parents would say "We never liked her" or "You and Iris are a much better couple", so it never really helped. It also didn't help that he was still dating Jade while they only saw each other only on Friday nights.

They started sitting at different tables as well. Whenever they all sat at the same table, Beck and Jade would sit across from each other, instead of side by side.

On most Friday nights when they were watching a movie inside of Beck's RV, Jade also brought Parker to watch with. Eventually it lead to a point where Beck would go to bed while Jade watched the Scissoring with Parker. It was hard to fall asleep when listening to Parker screaming like a girl at every single scene, and somewhere in the back of his mind every night, he imagined Jade leaving him for Parker, since she had previously dated him before.

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The next day at school, Beck sat across from Jade at the lunch table. He almost nodded off over 10 times. This was because he had nightmares every night about Jade leaving him. He did eventually completely wake up after Andre splashed a bottle of Crystal Waters on him.

"Dude!" Beck yelled, rubbing his eyes. First, that was mountain stream water with fish pee in it, and second, it was ice cold. Andre glanced at Jade then back to Beck, so he turned his head around to see Jade hugging Parker goodbye when he had to go for something.

"See you later!" Jade called after him. "You're meeting up with him again?" Beck asked, irritated. "Hey look, it's that guy over there!" Andre grabbed his backpack and ran away, leaving Beck and Jade alone. "He's your ex-boyfriend, you can't hug him while you're still dating me!" "Well you hugged your ex-girlfriend?"

Beck put his face in his hands. He had just experienced what it was like to act like Jade. "I'm sorry, I should've just focused on our relationship more than Iris and.. I just got jealous and-" Jade interrupted his rambling by pulling him into a kiss.

When they finally pulled back, Jade shrugged her shoulders nonchalantly. "It's alright. And I broke up with Parker for a reason. He's nice, but I'm not really into nerdy boys. They remind me of Robbie." Andre suddenly came back at the lunch table with his backpack. "That guy had to go, so I'm back now"

Jade turned around to face Beck. "Why is he your friend again?" Beck ruffled her hair with his hand. "He's nice, and-" "Okay, I get it, now get your hand off my head."

Yes I'm an idiot for not updating in so long.

Yes I know I ended the chapter badly

I could write a whole book about why and that I'm really sorry, but  like 90% of you guys would read one sentence then ignore the rest

I forgot about Wattpad for a long time, and when I finally remembered my family members were interrupting me every 10 seconds and I don't want them to know I'm writing on Wattpad because they already say I focus too much on watching Victorious-

I'm not going to ask you for your forgiveness, but thank you for reading this far to even see this chapter.

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