Robert Pattinson Smut Collection (Robert Pattinson X Reader)

Coffee? Complete

Sitting alone in this dark coffee house, you realize how much of a loser you are. Concluding that you have no friends, a shit minimum wage job with no benefits, and are on the verge of being evicted from your overpriced studio apartment.

It wasn't always like this. It all started when You moved to California to try to become a damn actress. There are perks to living here, but California is overrated as hell.

So, now you're sitting in this cafe, contemplating moving back home to Idaho. You left to get away from the bullshit, the exes, the drugs.

Swallowing the last of your coffee, you get up to leave. A man walks in just as you reach the door. His hat pulled down so low. You could barely recognize the beautiful eyes. Oh my god! It's Robert Pattinson!

For a long moment, You could only stand there, staring like an idiot. You're pretty sure you don't have to explain how fucking hot he is.

You take a chance and walk up to stand in line behind him. You "accidentally" rub your arm against his back.

"Oh, I'm so sorry!" Your voice is taking on a more profound, huskier quality than usual.

He turns around after ordering, chuckling, "It's ok, sweetie."

**OH MY FUCKING GOD! I'm TALKING TO RPATZ!**

You smile back at him warmly, "Thanks!" You turn towards the counter to place my order. He sadly walks away, grabbing the farthest booth from the door. As You wait for your cup of heaven, You slyly stare at him.

You would kill to fuck him. Hell, You'd go on a murderous rampage to feel his cock in your mouth. You have had countless, never-ending fantasies of you and  Robert, all ending with his cock buried deep in all three of your holes.

Damn, You need to get laid! You shake your head, grabbing your coffee.

You grudgingly start back to your table, but Robert waves to you. That puts a massive smile on your face as You casually make your way to his booth.

"So we meet again, not so mysterious stranger. My name is y/n ." You chuckle warmly, his adorable smile lighting the whole room up.

"Ah, So you do recognize me? That doesn't happen very often without the situation becoming chaotic." he laughs warmly, motioning you to sit with him.

Your head is spinning with dirty thoughts, but You somehow manage to keep calm and smile.

"Exactly, who would not recognize you?" You say jokingly. "As far as the chaos goes, I prefer to save my wildness for more "private" moments," you flirt, wiggling your brows suggestively, laughing.

He throws his head back, laughing intensely, giving you just a moment to watch his Adam's apple bob up and down. My god, he was so handsome and his scent, nearly driving you insane, is so damn good

Finally realizing he's gotten quiet, you look up to his smiling eyes, blushing hotly. He caught you staring.

"Oh god, I'm sorry. I've had an unusually long dry spell lately, but that doesn't make me lusting after you like a sex addict, right. I'll leave now." You force yourself away, slipping from the booth.

"Please don't go. Your appreciation of my looks is most definitely welcome. It's been forever since I could be myself with someone. They all want me to be someone I'm not, you know?" Roberts's hand reaches out and gently tugs you into space next to him.

You lift your dark brown eyes to look into his, still quite embarrassed. "Why would someone want a fictional character when they could have you?" You wonder aloud.