Pretty. Odd. #A Ryden Fanfic# [DISCONTINUED]

Pandas Will Murder You

First of all, THANK YOU!!! I haven't been able to connect to the Internet for a while, and my iPod keeps exiting out of things, so... Yeah.

Secondly, yes, I am aware of how much you want to kill me for not updating in ages, but... like I said. My iPod's a bitch.

Thirdly, thank you for your ongoing support! I finally logged on and saw that I had 300-something READS! That's more than I would ever think of getting, so thank you so much!

Finally, I keep on making new stories, and that leads me away from this one, so I'm very sorry for that. I know this is my most popular one, so I should pay more attention to this. But I'm very enthusiastic about my Smosh FanFic (I suffer from SSP, Shameless Self Promoting), but I know I must continue with this and stop with all the ~Not An Update~s.

OKAY? OLAY SEÑORITA!!!

READ THE AUTHORS NOTE AT THE END!!!! (please)

QUOTE OF THE DAY: "A penny for your thoughts, but a dollar for your insides, or a fortune for your disaster." Don't You Know Who I Think I Am - Fall Out Boy

QUESTION:Do you want a sexual scene between Ryan and Brendon? Tell me in the comments!

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Pete's P.O.MOTHERFUCKING.V (Didn't expect that, did ya?)

"Who ARE you dating at the moment, Pete?" Jon's spoke. Instead of blowing his brains out with the Colt 45 that had materialized in my head, I stared at him, uneasy. I glanced at Patrick, not even for a second, before training my eyes back to Jon.

"Someone." I muttered.

Unfortunately, Jon caught on quickly. He turned to Patrick.

"Patrick, he looked at you. Who is it?"

I stared at Patrick, and Patrick stared at me.

"What should we do?" His eyes seem to ask.

"Should we tell them?" I fired back.

"I will if you do."

"I want this as much as you do."

"They're obviously not homophobic."

"Yeah, we should be safe."

"Okay, do you want me to tell them?"

"Yes."

We ended our silent conversation there, and I grabbed his hand and gave it a squeeze as we turned to face the others.

"Okay, guys. We're sorry, we should have told you earlier. But🐏🐌🐏 Pete and I have been going out for about 3 months." Patrick's angelic voice rang through the garage. Everyone's mouth dropped open, in utter shock. I giggled at their reactions. So did Patrick. After everyone returned back to normal, they came up to us, one by one, and hugged us, whispering lovely congratulations in our ears. They took it so well. It was brilliant. I pulled Patrick into the biggest cuddle I could muster.

"I love you, Trick."

"I love you too Panda."

I pecked his lips and leant my forehead against his. Everybody awwed and I painfully looked away from my boyfriend, glaring at the others.

"Murder." I whispered.

Everyone laughed, they were so used to me doing that. I turned back to Patrick and nuzzled my head into his neck.

Very Important Thing (VIT)

SOO, who wants the 'sexual scene' between Ryan and Brendon? If I get at least 5 comments saying yes, I'll do it. Because I love you. And I know you've been waiting for it. So I thought I might as well get it over and done with. For now. ;)

Goodbye, my beautiful narwhals🐣

/-Jess-/