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*Ningning sends more than 5 messages in a row*
Soojin: I ain't reading all that.
Soojin: I'm happy for you tho.
Soojin: Or sorry that happened.

Soojin: *standing on a balcony and sneezes*
Winter: *standing on the roof* Bless you.
Soojin: God?!

Soojin: Ningning, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.
Ningning, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than her size: Spooky.

Giselle: Damn, the power went out.
Soojin: Don't worry, I got this.
Soojin: *stomps foot*
Giselle: What-?
Soojin: *Sketchers light up*

Soojin: I just wanna be called cute 21/7.
Ningning: Why not 24/7?
Soojin: Snack breaks.

Soojin: Something's off.
Karina: Maybe you've finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.
Soojin: No, but that's funny.

Soojin: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
Karina: wHat?
Soojin: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Karina: Can we go back to the part when you said: "When I get murdered"?

Giselle: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avocados get six.
Soojin, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avocados!

Soojin: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.
Giselle: Aren't you forgetting something?
Soojin: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Giselle's forehead before running out.*
Giselle: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

Giselle: Seriously, Soojin, how many people would you have killed if we'd asked you to?
Soojin: That's not important
Giselle: I DISAGREE.

Soojin: Fight me!
Karina, standing behind them and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.

Soojin: It's not gonna work, I'm not a snitch.
Cop: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with.
Soojin: Lmao, @Ningning.

Winter: Soojin is playing hard to get.
Winter: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

Soojin, skipping rocks on a lake with Winter: It's such a beautiful evening.
Winter: Yeah, it is.
Winter: *whispering* Take that you fucking lake.

Soojin: Can you cut me some slack, Karina? I'm sort of in love.
Karina: I'm sorry, but that's really not my problem.
Soojin: I'm in love with you.
Karina: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

Winter, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was the queen of the ducks.
Soojin: I would, but then I would be lying to the Queen of All Ducks.

Ningning: Dearly Beloved, we are here today to remember Soojin, taken from us in the prime of life; when they were crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk.
Soojin: Aww, you knew my favourite cause of death.

Giselle: We are not mad. We are just disappointed.
Soojin: No, we are mad.
Giselle: Yes. We are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.
Soojin: No, we're not!
Giselle: I am not a mind reader, Soojin!

Ningning: *in a jail cell* What about my Miranda rights!? You're supposed to say I have 'the right to remain silent"! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!
Soojin: *in the cell next to them* You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.

Karina: I can't imagine what Soojin is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.

Winter: I'm this close to falling in love with Soojin.
Giselle: Your fingertips are touching.
Winter: Exactly.

Aespa: We've only had Soojin for a day and a half but if anything happened to her we would kill everyone in this room and then ourselves

*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*
Ningning: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
Giselle: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.
Winter: if you want information it is
Soojin: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?

Karina: There was a motor close to where I am right now.
Soojin: A motor- a motorcycle?
Karina: Oh sorry, a murder.
Ningning: That escalated quickly.

Ningning: I told Giselle to grab snacks for everyone.
Karina, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?
*Ningning, Giselle, Winter, and Soojin raise their hands*

Winter: You call yourself my best friend, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?
Soojin: Making four accounts.
Winter, tearing up: Really...?

Giselle: Soojin you can't move in with Karina.
Soojin: Why not?
Giselle: Well, um, how are you going to feel when she sees you without any makeup?
Soojin: I'm not wearing makeup right now.
Giselle: Holy crap, you're beautiful.

a/n: i will be editing this book so there will be unpublishing and republishing anyways stream supernova!