"Welcome to Wanmin resturaunt! food made by yours truly! Xiangling!
"Xiangling, we have a more popular fatui coming over, you should take his order."
Xiangling: "Fatui you say? I'm on my way!"
Xiangling walks over to the table. "Hello, welcome to wanmin restaurant, what would you like?"
Xiangling: "Hello, welcome to wanmin restaurant, what would you like?"
Childe smiles straight at her while Xiangling looks down at a piece of paper to write down the order on.
Childe: "I would like noodles"
Xiangling slumps down.
Xiangling: Jesus, not you again, you don't know how to eat with chopsticks you disabled pig.
Childe: It'll be okay because I have my baby Zhongli to help me fufu
Xiangling: SCRAM PEST, if you want food, you gotta master the chopsticks.
Childe: I will drown Liyue again Xiangling, give. me. food.
Childe grabs his bow about to shoot Xiangling.
Xiangling: Okay! I'll give you food! just put the bow down.
Childe: Now give me noodles, WITHOUT chopsticks
Xiangling: THEN WHAT DO YOU WANT TO USE!? A FORK?
Childe: Yes, please
Xiangling: Well too bad! I don't have any. But I do have a certain geo archon who can feed you..
Childe: Geo Archon..? Zhongli Sensei?!
Xiangling: YES ZHONGLI
Childe: WHERE WHERE
Xiangling: I was joking!
Zhongli: What
Childe: Zhongli Sensei!
Xiangling: No! why are you here all of a sudden! I was joking! and plus, your too poor to even buy your own chopsticks!
Childe: Zhongli sensei please feed me~
Xiangling: No, I was joking about the noodles, we don't have any- we do have soup though, and we also have the PERFECTLY FINE SPOONS YOU CAN USE TO EAT BY YOURSELF
Childe: I'll shoot you Xiangling.
Zhongli: calm down, Childe
Xiangling starts to sweat and gets nervous because Childe is being a scary big man bitch.
Childe: tch, saved by the Archon.
Xiangling: keep an eye on Childe please, Zhongli
Zhongli: sorry Xiangling, it won't happen again.
Childe: So you want to feel the wrath of my water whale?
Xiangling: Childe is the one who needs to apologize.
Zhongli: Childe...
Childe: but Zhongli sensei-
Xiangling: If you don't you'll be kicked from my restaurant.
Zhongli: Childe you've done it once, don't do it again.
Xiangling folds her arms
Xiangling: waiting...
Childe hugs Zhongli
Childe: but she won't give me food!
Zhongli: If you say sorry, she might reconsider
Xiangling: YOU ASSAULTED ME AT MY OWN RESTAURANT.
Zhongli: Xiangling, you should calm down too-
Childe: SO?!
Xiangling: I WILL BAN YOU
Childe sighs
Xiangling: now apologize.
Childe: I'm-
Xiangling: hmph.
Childe: I'm sorry, Xiangling, do not cook me in your oven.
Xiangling: that's what I thought, you can have your noodles now AND EAT THEM BY YOURSELF.
Childe: B-
Zhongli: Childe...
Xiangling: I'll be getting those noodles now
Childe: Zhongli sensei I can't eat with chopsticks though...
Xiangling: I'll get you a fork for god's sake.
Xiangling goes to the kitchen
Xiangling: If they keep this up they'll be kicked out.
*Outside*
Childe: Hey Zhongli Sensei~
Zhongli: yes, Childe?
Childe: Turn around and count to 100!
Zhongli: Alright then...
Childe: yay!
In the Kitchen again
Xiangling finishes cooking the noodles and puts them in a wooden bowl then adds a fork.
Childe: Oh Xiangling~
Xiangling: eh? whos there
Childe: Boo!
Xiangling: AA what are you doing in the Kitchen?!
Childe grabs his bow
Childe: Don't turn around yet sensei~
Xiangling: what are you doing-
Childe: time for your death bitch.
*Zhongli waiting to turn around*
Xiangling: *I'm a dead man*
Childe: death by bow or melee weapon? You're going to hell and not coming back!
Childe walks up to her and puts a sword by her throat
Xiangling: are you jealous of me?
Childe: shut up bitch
Zhongli turns around
Hu Tao, do you know where Childe went?
Hu Tao: Kitchen.
Zhongli: runs to Kitchen
Childe: May the cryo archon forgive you.
Zhongli: Childe-
Childe freezes
Xiangling: Help.. Please...
There will be a part 2 of this coming out only if this story goes popular, this is a story that I and my friends made up while roleplaying. thank you for reading this.
- The Writer
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Childe x Xiangling
Non-Fictionthis is a story for people who actually SHIP them. it's my first story don't judge me. NSFW CONTENT.
