Now it's 5 of us

Lowkey forgot what part this was 😉

9dumbasses

Chris: it's 1millon dollors at this church like 6hours away from us under the piano....we are going to get it .

Daniel:1MIL oh I'm down

Jah:we are gonna split it right ?

Chris: duh dib shit

Tyler:I'll come to suck rocky off when he get stressed

Cami: I'll come and i prefer to not watch Tyler suck off sap

Sap: Tyler chill with that gay shi

Skii:anyone got a van

Mia:uhm

Bil:we can bring my cousin van that he gave to me

Mia:is it like a kidnapping van ? I'm pretty sure you don't want the cops seeing us in the back acting up moving around and shit they'll put yo lil ass in jail

Bil: no it's like the truck with the front seat then middle then back

Mia:oh okay . So Chris when are we going ?

Chris: tomorrow?

Jah:bet

Skii:im down

Daniel: okay

Tyler: I'll come because it sounds fun

Cami:who's house we meeting at ?
Daniel:Now cami 🤨
Mia:y'all boutta see how hot cami's mom is
Cami:oh my godddd 😒

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'Mom is it okay if I hang out with cami and them tomorrow for a couple of hours '. 'Yea of course'. 'Okay thank you '
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The next day
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Mia: hi babyyyyy
Billie : hellooo
Mia:to cami house we go

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I busted in the house to see everyone already there 'WHATS GOOD HOEBOS' cami:y'all gone stop coming in my damn house like that. MrsMila: hi Mia and Billie. Mia:hi mommmm Billie:hi Mrs Mila
Tyler:can we like leave now? Asap:CaN wE gO nOw? Ski:ugh we gotta sit in the car with this shit for 3 hours. cami:stop cussing in my momma house all y'all get the fuck out.

Billie:and this is the van. Tyler:me and Rocky call the back seat!. Rocky:no.no we do not rocky calls the closet seat away from this Nigga.
Tyler : fuck you and look at your shoes what are those Nigga .
Rocky:the new additions.
Tyler:the new additions my dick.
Jah:oh get the fuck in the car.
Cami: please.

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2hours later
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Chris :I GOTTA PEE BRUH!. Billie: hold that shit in I'm already tired of driving and I think we need a airbnb. Mia:can we get snacks first. Billie: of course. Chris:SO WE CAN STOP FOR HER FAT ASS TO GET SNACKS BUT NOT FOR ME TO PEE!? Billie:shhhh your gonna wake all of  them up Chris:I could give less of a fuck.'he whispers' Billie: oh but your whispering. ' she says pulling up to the Airbnb'.
Mia:WAKE YALL ASSES UP.  Jah:GOD FUCKING DAMN.  Ski: NO I DIDN'T FUCK HAILEY. Rocky:bruh huh? 'He says waking up'. Tyler: the fuck is wrong with you  Nigerians? Billies:we are at our Airbnb.
Tyler: do I get to share rooms with rocky ?.
Asap:no you don't get to share a room with rocky come on Chris . Chris :okay because I gotta piss . Ski:bring ya ass jah .  Jah: sureee.  Dani: that's me and you Tyler. Tyler: I can't believe daddy did me like that. Billie: oh god what has this friend group come to. Mia: I don't know I just know I love these kids and I hope there still tired when they get in there.

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Tyler:YALL WANNNA SEE ME COOK MY FAMOUS WAFFLES. rocky:DON'T NOBODY WANT THOES DRY ASS EGGOS. Tyler: ISNT SHIT DRY BUT YOUR GRANDMA PUSSY. jah:BRUH THIS PINK BITCH IN THE TROLLS IS A FONNIE. Ski:SO YOU WOULD KILL YOURSELF FOR YOUR HOMEBOYS ?jah:DUH DIB SHIT  Tyler:GIVE ME THE TAKIS BACK. Chris:NO FUCK OFF GO GET THE MAPPLE SYRUP. Daniel:BRUH SHES DOING WHAT SHE NEEDS TO. Mia:oh shit..  Billie:YO CAN YALL SHUT THE FUCK UP. Jah:bil do you honestly think this pink bitch deserves to live. Billie: I don't even know what your talking about honestly. Mia:ugh Tyler why are you eating mapple syrup. Tyler:well maybe if this dib shit would share the takis. Billie: hold on there's takis? Cami: jah does my boobs look big in this. ' cami said walking from the back rooms' jah: yea they look Perfect baby. Mia: ew everyone go pick your rooms with whoever you wanna share with okay ? Them: okay.  Mia: okay Billie bring ya ass .   Billie: this is like having kids
Mia:dead ass
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Later that night
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It's actually pretty quiet the only thing I hear is billies heart beat and jah snoring  in the next room with cami 

"Billie I think I love you " I said facing her

"Yea?well I do love you but I also think I want you to show me you love me"

"In what way "

"Kiss me."

And I did what the women wanted her lips are soft bruh you know I wonder if this really means shit to her I wonder if jah  and cami will end up together that'll be fun ig and our kiss got destroyed by Daniel knocking on the door

"For fuck sake"

Mia: what Daniel

Daniel: I uhm- I just wanna know if you could wake me up tomorrow.

And with that I closed the door in his face because was that necessary? Damn . My phone went off though

"The music artists are together with some other people out in LA as the picture said  it's the big pop singer Billie eilish,XXXTENTACION,Tyler the creator,Asap rocky and ski mask the slump god"

Mia:they caught y'all asses

Billie:I know now come get in this bed I'm tired.

Mia:coming