"learn to live a little princess"
Eren x Black reader
you know the deal baby's mommas given you an eren SMUT feat y/n enjoy ;)
lemon 🍋 and foul language 🤬.
I DO NOT OWN RIGHTS TO PHOTO USED FOR COVER AND AOT ITSELF.
"Those fucking neighbors. When I see that little brat I'm sticking my foot up his ass.", you said while grabbing your broom. Before you could start banging the broom on your ceiling your heard a knock at your door.
* knock knock * You sucked your teeth and walked over to look through your peep hole. Unfortunately no matter how many times you cleaned it, it still appeared dirty.
Not being able to see you just swing open the door to see no one there. "I swear if it was those bad ass kids playing ding dong ditch again.", you said closing your eyes slowed while taking a deep breathe.
Before closing your door a paper that was taped on it flew off into the hall way.
note : Your late on this weeks rent again y/n.. you have 2 weeks to get me all my money or your out. xoxo Pixis
"xoxo.. crazy perverted old man", you said aloud to yourself before stepping back inside. You walked over the the kitchen and started making yourself some coffee and half way in the process realized you ran out of sugar.
* ring ring * You walked over to your phone to see a call from your best friend.
"Armin it's to early in the morning", you said setting the coffee on your coffee table. "It's never to early to talk to me.. your only friend.", Armin said over the phone.
"You white people are always uppity in the morning", you said tucking yourself into your robe. "It's true I'm a morning person but I also know when to wake up during my alarm.", Armin said sarcastically.
"Ok see because who actually wakes up to there alarm clock it's like calm down navy sail.. the day just started take a second to regroup or something.", you said propped up on your couch.
"See this is why I call you. I know your lead up on your couch not getting ready for work.", Armin said clearing his throat. "Why the hell are you reminding me", you said basically pouting though the phone.
"Let's go y/n in the mirror", Armin said while walking into his bathroom. "Ugh this again", you said while dragging your feet to your bathroom.
"ready ?", Armin said placing his phone down. "I guess", you said doing the same. "Now everyday we have to remind ourselves we are those bitches", Armin said slapping his ass.
"Yeah I am that bitch", you said checking your self out. "We y/n we", Armin said picking up his phone.
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