5. Roasts Everywhere

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(A/N -Little_Nightmares- I finally tagged you in this story lol)
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-Little_Nightmares-: @ The_Great_Gary_Oak JOIN ME AND DREW PLZZZZZ!!!
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Birch_Simp: Don't

The_Great_Gary_Oak: What am I joining you two for?

Birch_Simp: Do

-Little_Nightmares-: To help us embarrass Bry!

Birch_Simp: IT!

The_Great_Gary_Oak: LMAO SURE!

Birch_Simp: ...

Prince_of_Hoenn: Lol get rekt
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NurseJoy84: I was about to agree to one of Brock's dates, but then I ate a Snickers because I'm not me when I'm hungry
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Jenny_and_Joy_Simp: WHY IS EVERYONE LIKING THIS?!

#1PokemonMaster: Dude, you just got absolutely destroyed! XD

Tomboyish_Mermaid: LMAO!!!

Princess_of_Hoenn: GET REKT!

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Daddy_Sycamore: I'm the hottest Pokémon professor. Prove me wrong

 Prove me wrong

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Birch_Simp: Wtf is your name?

Daddy_Sycamore: It's the truth

Birch_Simp: Whatever helps you sleep at night

Masked_Professor: Lol shut up. I stole half of your fangirls AND fanboys. People wish I wasn't married

Birch_Simp: Yeah right! I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one!~Alolan_Researcher has liked this comment~

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Birch_Simp: Yeah right! I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one!
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Masked_Professor: BABE!

Alolan_Researcher: What? She destroyed you lmao

Masked_Professor: Well, of course you wouldn't date me! Just look at your name! You have no taste in men!
~Daddy_Sycamore has liked this comment~

Birch_Simp: At least the guy I'm simping for doesn't have a huge ego like you -_- Plus, he's fun to be around
~Hoenn_Professor has liked this comment~

Daddy_Sycamore: DON'T EVEN GET IN THIS BIRCH! YOU'RE NOT HOT LIKE US!

Hoenn_Professor: Damn. All I did was like her comment for being nice

Birch_Simp: Sycamore's words are false

Alolan_Researcher: Simp
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Birch_Simp: Tell me something I haven't heard before

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The_Great_Gary_Oak: Ash is so annoying, he makes his happy meal cry!
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#1PokemonMaster: Gary, you bring so much joy to everyone!

The_Great_Gary_Oak: No duh!

#1PokemonMaster: When you leave the room, of course!
~Tomboyish_Mermaid has liked this comment~

The_Great_Gary_Oak: OH COME ON! HOW DO I WIN MISTY OVER?!

#1PokemonMaster: Get better at roasts lol
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Daddy_Sycamore: @ Johto_Professor Lol nerd
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Johto_Professor: I'm not a nerd. I'm just smarter than you
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The_Great_Gary_Oak: @ #1PokemonMaster you talk like an idiot!
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#1PokemonMaster: Of course I do! How else would you understand me?!
~Tomboyish_Mermaid has liked this comment~

The_Great_Gary_Oak: AJSNSJWNAIAMEJM
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Ultimate_Inventor: Inventing things is my life!
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Shipping_Queen: Then you need a new life!
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Performing_Queen: This is why everyone likes Bonnie! XD

Ultimate_Inventor: -_-
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KnowItAll: I know everything!
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Princess_of_Hoenn: If you knew everything, then you would know when to shut up!
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The_Great_Gary_Oak: Ash. You're an idiot
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#1PokemonMaster: Stop trying to insult me. It's not working Lol

The_Great_Gary_Oak: I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you
~Tomboyish_Mermaid has liked this comment~

#1PokemonMaster: MISTY! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE!

Performing_Queen: I'm on your side, Ash! :D

#1PokemonMaster: k

Performing_Queen: ...
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Performing_Queen: Ash, I have a question. Are you smart?
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#1PokemonMaster: Of course I am! You think I am too, right?

Performing_Queen: I would agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong
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-Little_Nightmares-: DAMN! EVEN SERENA'S A SAVAGE TODAY!

#1Pikachu: GET REKT DUDE! XD

Shipping_Queen: OMG! XD

#1PokemonMaster: ;-;

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