Today is my first day at hogwarts, im kinda nervy🤣 i woke up at 2pm to go get my iced milk with a splash of coffee because im not like other girls🥺🔥 I waddled downstairs but tripped and fell. "DAMN MY BEAUTIFUL SHORT SEXY LEGS🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺" i said with my cute squeaky annoying voice i got back up and headed downstairs, to see my HOT and SEXY brother dracko getting yelled at by my BAKA father. "I CAUGHT YOU MASTURBATING TO THAT PIC OF HERMIONE LAST NIGHT, she's a hot piece of ass isn't she?😏😏😏😏😏😏" said my stupid father "Yes she is" said dracko I ran back upstairs but tripped and fell again " UGH I HATE MY CUTE, LITTLE, SCRUMPTIOUS, DELICIOUS, TASTY, SMOOTH, FRESHLY SHAVED, VOLDEMORT'S HEAD LOOKING LEGS" i said with tears welling up in my eyes. I ran to my room and shut the door behind me and started singing fight song while dramatically looking out the window and bawling my eyes out while it was pouring cats and dogs outside. "THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG-"
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